#argyle st4

[princessdave]

I’m really surprised that at no point so far has a character mixed up “upside down” with “down under” and accidentally led another character to think that they were talking about Australia the whole time. And by another character I mean Argyle.

Jonathan: it’s full of monsters with hundreds of teeth

Argyle: yeah, everyone knows that

Jonathan: and there’s really dangerous plants

Argyle: I’ve heard that too

Will: and there’s this giant spider made of smoke that can mind control you

Argyle: I didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising based on everything else I’ve heard about Australia

Will: ….

Jonathan: ….

Jonathan: what?

[xstevex-world]

-During stoner night-

Jonathan: I think Will likes Mike…

Argyle: The dude with the fake threads? Really?

Steve: Why Mike!? Lucas is right there!

Eddie: Wheeler? Jesus H Christ that’s so embarrassing, Baby Byers.

Steve: Dustin! Dustin would treat him so much better than Mike could!

Argyle: This is worse then when we had to bury that super secret agent man in the desert.

Jonathan:…thank you all for understanding what I’m going through.

[lokiiied]

when mr. murray the matchmaker bauman said “experiment sexually” when talking to joyce about what the kids might do while she was away he KNEW who he was talking about.

[reineydraws]

surfer boy pizza was billy's first job and argyle was one of his bffs growing up and u cant change my mind about this

[strawberri-draws]

*banging pots and pans* ARGYLE APPRECIATION!!! HE IS THE TRUE RIDE OR DIE FRIEND!! LITERALLY!!!

[meme-sauce]

God bless Eddie but I feel like Argyle just didn’t get enough fandom love. Homeboy had a cop die in his work vehicle and said. well. In for a penny I guess.

[stranger-things-trash]

stranger things textpost pt 3 >:3

[steddiehickeys]

i’m sorry but thinking about smoking w/ argyle has my brain going brrrrrrr

CW: weed obviously, making out, grinding, oral (f receiving), penetrative sex, implied threesome

would never make you roll your own joint

BUT he likes rolling them with you there bc he likes when you lick the paper …….

he makes the back of his van all comfy with blankets and pillows

you literally keep a stuffed animal back there bc of how often you nap in there

stares at u with the cutest glazed over eyes while you talk or sing mindlessly to a song

“argyle, can you pass me the lighter?” “i will literally do anything for you”

lotttssssss of grinding and sloppily making out

i saw someone say that jonathan would eat you out and use cotton mouth as an excuse to wanna do it more and i feel like argyle would do the same

have you seen that man’s hair bruh if you guys are doing ANYTHING your hands are running through it

him holding the joint to ur lips while u ride him <3

shotgunning.

finding little hidden beaches to have smoke seshs

WHAT IF YOU GUYS BUILT A STONER TREEHOUSE

like you have a huge tree in your backyard and you guys get jonathan to help you build a treehouse and you can decorate it all cute and have a record player omg

you, argyle, and jonathan hang out a lot up there

3 of you always smoking up there (sometimes other activities …. )

you always have your own weed to bring, but argyle never makes you smoke your own 🙄 he always supplies you <3 (you supply him in other ways oops)

eating edibles and going to the movies every friday

i just really wanna get high with argyle and gina than okay