Can we have headcanons about a cryptid hunting date with bad dad? (I love cryptids and bad dad so much)
Robert (Dream Daddy)
Enjoy him popping up at your house at the dead of night. Oh, you were asleep? Too bad, nerd, we’re going cryptid hunting. You got five minutes to go put pants on or you’re going in your pajamas.
He brought food for the trip- he had to hide it from Betsy, though. She’s totally coming along- hope you don’t mind her sitting in your lap.
He takes you through the woods, keeping you close in case of a sudden attack. He gave you a folding knife, in case of emergencies.
“If I happened to get possessed by a spirit, don’t be afraid to stab me in the leg and run. Hopefully that’ll slow me down.” You can’t tell if he’s kidding or not.












