as much as i do actually really like the DID armand headcanon and honestly i think it’s a really interesting analysis of how he functions/acts, i can never fully buy into it bc like. amnesia. imagine your bf just finished his little interview thing and you’re just excited to be done with this lestatfest and then the senior citizen you’ve been eyefucking for weeks suddenly accuses you of a murder you have no recollection of doing and then pulls out irrefutable proof that apparently The Gremlin did that shit










