#armoredsoftie

[mishastoesies]

i resent that half the "french atrocities" on Steve's quizz are also my country's culture. SO WHAT IF WE SAY HI TO THE UBER DRIVER WITH A CHEEK KISS YOU'RE ALL SO DETACHED AND TOUCH STARVED, FUCK OFF.

LUKI YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT HALF OF THEM ARE ALSO THINGS YOU DO IN ARGENTINA AND NOT TELL ME THE OTHER ONES

also how do you know how many kisses to do?? like what’s the algorithm there??

[wizardnuke]

stony, "I don't know why I married you." 💕

"Steve. Steve. Steve. Steeeeeeeeve."

Steve sighed and rubbed at his eyes. The paperwork in front of him had long since gone from legible words to nothing but black marks on white paper, but it was due tomorrow and he really didn't want to get yelled at by Fury again. He resolutely ignored the sounds of Tony doing some weird shimmy-dance behind him, because he always did something weird when Steve was trying to focus and he glared at the papers.

"Steve, pay attention to me," Tony whined, walking up behind him and putting his hands on Steve's shoulders. His hands were warm and strong like they always were and Steve felt some of his resolve crumble. "I'm so lonely. It's like you took a mistress but the mistress is just mountains of paperwork. I hope it satisfies you in bed."

And that's it, that's all she wrote, folks, because Steve couldn't stop himself from huffing out a laugh at his husband's ridiculousness. Tony mock-cheered. "He hasn't been turned into a mindless henchman yet!"

Steve spun his chair around and grinned up at Tony, who was looking down at him with bright eyes. His hair was sticking up wildly like it always did after he went on a stint in the workshop, but it looked like he'd changed out of whatever he'd been wearing because instead of a ratty pair of jeans and an equally worn tank-top, he was wearing one of Steve's sweatshirts (the soft maroon one that they all but fought over) and Captain America boxers. Oh, so that's the game he wanted to play?

"Y'know, you shouldn't pick favorites like that," he teased. Tony curtsied with them.

"How can I not? I married you," and even now, a solid year after the wedding, Tony lit up with excitement at the fact. Steve opened his mouth to say something sweet and romantic, but then Tony leapt forwards and slapped the side of Steve's upper thigh. "For that ass!" He crowed, and Steve leant back in his chair and gave a longsuffering groan.

"I don't know why I married you."

Tony's resulting laughter reminded him exactly why.

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[ironmess]

i love how you're never on tumblr but when you are it's to drag gringos

i just do what i love 

[lesbianbucks]

peter is the flower boy in pepper and tony's wedding. he tries to instagram live the whole thing but ends up livestreaming how bees attack him and his flowers.

LOL he captions the video as “i tried my best”

[tonysnxrk]

armoredsoftie replied to your post “im still really sad about the fact that neither tony rhodey nor rocket...”

i think they were all distracted by the fact that Natasha had died

fair. however, counterpoint, the idea that no one bothered to touch base with nebula from the moment of arrival until hulk’s snap makes me pretty sad. because 2014!nebula acts differently from 2023!nebula and the fact no one realised who she was until she outed herself while talking to thanos doesn’t really sit right with me

speaking of natasha though, where was her funeral scene? why didnt we get to see a memorial to natasha and vision along with tony at the end huh? why was that russos? maybe add loki in there as well for thor ever think about that russos? EVER THINK ABOUT THAT

[kayvsworld]

yashaharkness replied to your post “wow….i took a benadryl nap instead of watching movies this morning,...”

happy birthday! :D

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happy birthday!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY~!

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Happy birthday!!!

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happy birthday!!

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Hap birth!!!

💛💛💛THANK U ALL my heart is sparkling u are all v nice aaaaa 💛💛💛

[thedailybvgle]

(5/30) fictional characters: natasha romanov (marvel) – insp.

“No one will ever know my full story.”

[festiveferret]

I love your fics but Deep End is specially wonderful!! I'm so excited to see where it's going

Thank you so much! I’m so glad you’re enjoying it. I hope what’s planned works out well. I’m both excited and nervous for this one! I’ve got about three and a halfish more chapters to write! (Of course I’ve skipped all the plotty bits and now I have to go back and be a grownup and actually write those parts. Womp womp.)

Thanks again! <3