#armpit farts

[eleanornicholemiller]

“My pal @torchu212 drew this amazing picture of me and my crowning achievement!”

“Adding a little armpit fart melody to my Homecoming Queen victory speech!”

“I’m proving that nobody is too “tomboyish” to win Homecoming Queen! Changing the status quo of Santa Barbara High FOREVER, baby!”

[fineillsignup]

“My American Language Partner, Newaza” by Zoe, part one, translated with permission by me

I know this isn’t my usual fanart translation but I found this comic so hilarious that I had to translate it.

There is a second part and I’ll translate it soon.

[garlic-tiddies]

Today I realized I can do a belly roll. I also realized my skin makes armpit fart sounds when I do it because I'm fat.

[rinisplosion]

Employer: So what talents do you possess?

Me: Well my boyfriend says I have a God-given talent of armpit farting.

Employer:

Me:

Employer: You're hired!

[madxlover]

@danny-sexbanger Is a lovely little nerd who is doing my hair ❤❤❤ Love ya B

[the--family--jules]

Nothing says love like letting your boyfriend put your hand in his armpit to make farting noises with. 

[notnottreasure]

I'm 20 and I still haven't learned how to make my armpits fart.

[theirlovelybones]

Teaching the kids at work to do armpit farts. Their patents are going to hate me.