MisguidedGhosts

Kaitlin. 25.

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[immortalcheesewedge]

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE AUDIO ON

[kite117]

[tomakeitbeautifultolive]

Husband: Whoa, have you seen young Patrick Stewart?!

Me: I don’t think so. I kind of assumed he’s always been old.

Husband: Turns out he was handsome as fuck.

[screengeniuz]

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN.

[silverstrike]

What the fuck do you mean “was”???

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

[theapatheticstag]

Lion King 2018

[ifuckinglovedragons-deactivated]

@duchessofdorkdom

[evianic]

*does a tarot reading with a Cards Against Humanity deck*

[animution11]

And your future holds…Bees?

[aangusmcdonald]

d&d spells as memes. i’ll start

power word kill

[lichfucker]

heroes’ feast

[fayevalentin]

Mirror image

[lichfucker]

dissonant whispers

[neonprotagonist]

counterspell

[ethantherenegade]

Vicious Mockery

[gostaks]

Charm Person

[asriel-dreemurr]

magic missile

[brotherhoodofevilbears]

@tomthefanboy

[tomthefanboy]

Summon Elemental (Earth)

[tomthefanboy]

Delayed Blast Fireball

[tomthefanboy]

Polymorph Other

[siderealsandman]

Psychic Scream

[mrbiggsproductions]

Astral Projection

[ravsy-deactivated20200220]

This is my fav post.

[bubonickitten]

Zone of Truth

[evans-closet-kingdom]

Intense Perception Check

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

[signlesstheredbloodedtroll]

Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

[legitimatelala]

😨

[nyanbinyuri]

[essiecatter-deactivated20190308]

this is my weed dealer

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

“Sometimes the most healing thing we can do is remind ourselves over and over and over other people feel this too.”

— Andrea Gibson

[laughingsquid]

Dungeons & Diners & Dragons & Drive-Ins & Dives

[krabby-kronicle]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[correct-vampire-opinions]

me

[prettystuff]

[wrecklessoptimism]

A million times this

[bellygangstaboo]

I am deceased

[bellygangstaboo]

minor update:

[enbyriot]

reblog to make racists get over 7,500 spam emails and have a well known company make fun of them

[superscavenger]

Friend: Wanna come see Murder on the Orient Express? It’s got Daisy Ridley, Michelle Pfieffer, Leslie Odom Jr., Johnny Depp -

Me:

Friend: Johnny Depp dies 20 minutes in…

Me:

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.