Jeff Winger: My idea of romance is a three-way in a hot air balloon and I'm uncomfortable with traditional relationship activities/commitment and I don't believe in marriage (because "just nut up and die alone") and I *literally* ran away when Britta told me she loved me and I describe someone I sleep with regularly as "the best friend ever"-
Me, standing behind him with a comically large hammer painted with the aro flag: Oh just wait you're gonna love this one













