Rating all Avatars, because why not!
Disclaimer: Since I have learned by now that some people on the internet lack critical thought, I’m just gonna preface this by saying that this is kinda meant as a joke. Also, spoilers for Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, and Avatar: The Rise/Shadow of Kyoshi.
Aladdin meets the Avatar world. He’s trying to redeem himself after making a terrible mistake. His fusion with Raava basically made him God in the Avatar world. Art style of his story was great. The story itself was.... great.... I guess. I liked it enough. 7/10
Literally no one knows who they are. They were mentioned twice in the Kyoshi series, but that’s it. Salai who? I don’t know her! 0/10
After 14 years, he finally got a name! This dude can lavabend like crazy! He became a minister first and Avatar second, which is on one hand cool and unique, but on the other hand super boring. No clue if he had any significance outside the Fire Nation. 2/10
This woman was able to let go of Airbender Lifestyle, but she was still a super pacifist and she was the only Avatar that constantly had the Four Nations in balance all the time, but she basically fucked over the Spirits as result, so yikes. 5/10
Ever wondered what would happen if an absolute Chad would be the Avatar? Look no further! Kuruk did absolutely nothing except for lounging after Yangchen’s triumphs and showing off. Or so it seemed! -10/10 before Rise of Kyoshi, but now? While he definitely neglected over the human world, he got stuck fixing Yangchen’s mess in the Spirit World without anyone knowing and he fucking died at age 33 due to Spirit curses mess. Damn. Still fucked over the human world, though. 5/10
THERE SHE IS. THE 230 YEARS OLD BISEXUAL GODESS. THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BADASS THAT SHE IS. HALF-AIR NOMAD AND PART CRIMINAL, SHE SURE IS SOMETHING. Kyoshi might not be the ruthless killing machine the fandom makes her out to be, but OH BOY, her pursuit of justice is so strong that sometimes she has to kill. I can go on and on about Kyoshi, but I do not have the time. TL;DR: Kyoshi really is that bitch. 100000000/10
Always comes off as super wise, but he also could’ve prevented a war that will last a 100 years and a fucking genocide, but the power of ~~friendship~~ persisted. Died trying to fight a fucking volcano for no damn reason. 5/10
MY BOY, MY BEAUTIFUL BOY! He had to deal with a world torn apart due to his disappearance and with the genocide of his people, but he still tried to keep a positive attitude and he kept honoring his culture. He is just a funky lil dude with insane bending talent and spiritual energy. He became a fully-fledged Avatar in ONE year. You rock, Aang! He put his Air Nomad identity above his Avatar identity, but you know, genocide.... so we forgive him and anyone who still thinks that Aang sparing Ozai was a cop-out needs to fucking realise that he would’ve lost everything he had left of his people if he had killed Ozai. Yes, I am passionate about this and I will not accept any Aang-slander in this house. Also basically created a 5th nation with his homie Zuko. 10/10
MY GIRL, MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL! Started out as a bitch overly confident person (which I loved, btw, we need more complex women without them automatically being scrutinised for it) who learned more about allowing herself to be softer and spirituality along the way. She did a shit ton of work in only a couple of years. Battled fucking PTSD. Got her ass kicked by Toph. Iconic Bisexual 2.0. I also do not accept Korra slander in this house. 10/10