NO, GOD DAMN IT, STOP. STOP FOLLOWING ME. STOP FLOCKING IN ALL AT ONCE, I DEMAND THAT YOU CEASE ENTIRELY, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.
I'M FIVE AWAY FROM 300 OF YOU SHITS SITTING THERE RECEIVING MY POSTS ON YOUR NEWSFEED AND THAT IS A PROBLEM. YOU ALL HAVE SOME *SERIOUS PROBLEMS!* WHAT SORT OF DULL ENTERTAINMENT CAN YOU IDIOTS SOAK UP FROM MY WORDS, EXPLAIN THAT TO ME RIGHT NOW. GO AHEAD, I'LL WAIT! I WILL SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND CROSS MY LEGS IN THE MOST PRETENTIOUS AND EXPECTANT MANNER YOU HAVE EVER WITNESSED AND PATIENTLY WAIT FOR THE EXPLANATION THAT I'M SURE YOU DON'T HAVE.
IS IT THE SHORT JOKES? THE "LMAO HALF THE SHOW" ONES? OR MAYBE IT'S THE PERPETUAL JOKE THAT WE CALL MY SORRY EXCUSE OF A LIFE? IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN IT'S HONESTLY WAY SADDER THAN I THOUGHT, BECAUSE THAT'S NOT COMEDY, THAT'S TRAGEDY. FOR EVERYONE INVOLVED.
I DESPISE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU AND YOUR HORRIBLE CHOICES IN THE AMUSEMENT FIELD. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT.