#ash morse

[kitt-v-on]

Morse-Barton family road trip! yeeeeees they are in the same car, maybe a minivan, my queen ash deserves the whole second row, so boys, sardine up🎶 (BobbiClint should meet their au son and daughter, and they should totally rob one of their uncles)

I re-uploaded cause there's something wrong with the images(or my internet(sobbing

[marazra]

Hawkeye Wasterlanders Podcast u will always be famous to me

[bobbimorses]

since it’s clintbobbi hours:

bobbi, clint and ash from wastelanders: hawkeye. local depressed couple in their mid-to-late 40s acquires baby in post-apocalyptic suburbia

[marazra]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

whatever, go my hawkeye podcast fic

[kitt-v-on]

Some more episodes about our road trip show🎶🎶🎶

Thanks bestie!!! @cherlawa-pannaI love Francis picking snacks and getting dumped with his favourite uncle

[marazra]

Clint would be the type of dad who makes the "hi hungry im dad" joke every single time and ash hates it

[kitt-v-on]

the moment I got Ash mii on my island Clint wants to be friends with her, theres nothing more id ask for

[kitt-v-on]

@cherlawa-panna

Ohhhhhhhhh Thaaaaanks!!!! I’m sooooooo happy you like our bumping road trip!!! (Sobbing and Screaming)

I always hc that Francis (surely can be flirty and talkative) would totally be outshone by his chatterbox sarcastic parents，he’d be so happy to see Clint again and surprisingly finds his other parent is a total badass legend hero, but in 3 days my boy’s gonna be annoyed to d’eath by our birds’ jokes and all sorts of dog person behaviors.

And srsly, we have 4 Francis in 4 different universe and looked like 4 different people. 

(His babyface looks very Bobbi to me and he wears black n white in the cartoon movie)

And this dude from #2-5 Avengers (2010) is a gloomy statue like Uncle Ben.

Another Francis from #9-14 in Avengers World. One of the issues his hair’s painted auburn.

(Seems he has no idea who’s Bobbi, and what’s an aberration??? marvel! I need his full backstory!!)

Lil ‘dude just looked like Uncle Barney, and 3 issues later he’s blonde again.

guess boy loves dyeing his hair like his uncle.

Bobbi to Francis: This boy’s basically my brother (looks) 

Clint to Francis: This boy’s basically my brother (personality)

Barney to Francis：The kid’s basically sulky Clint (when I left him leg in a cast at Circus) but 10 times worse, pretty sure he’s gonna assassinate me when I doze off. (cause you use him as cushion)

Looks like Ash uses compound bow and Francis uses recurve bow. I heard people who use compound bow and people who use recurve bow don’t get along (Due to Clint’s influence on me since elementary school, I have a recurve bow and do archery sometimes but ain’t familiar with the archery community). 

Anyway I guess Francis and Ash are fine. Ash would love a slightly younger sibling and Francis’s jaw would drop when hearing about Ash’s story and somehow she’s a queen in their trash world now (yeah way cooler than a teen rebel leader sorry bro)

Francis: Okay sis so you owns a kingdom and I have to share my room with James Futzing Rogers.

Bobbi to Ash: OMGShe’s so Kate.

Clint to Ash: OMGShe’s so Kate.

Ash: bc Kate’s my birth mom, who I know nothing about til a few days ago she showed up when my Clint tried kill Zemo the King but now I’m Zemo, yep it’s complicated never mind let’s go karaoke!

From the podcast we get some cute domestic Clint even though he went paranoid later and sought revenge (also to protect Ash). Clint used to cook her breakfasts and they had different pancakes depending on which day it is, he remembered who Ash went to 1st grade with even after he left Roberta and Ash for 10 years. He’s described gentle and caring😭 So I guess having Clint’s barbecue would bring her memories back. (baby you deserve all the happily ever after)

Imaging how happy a chef he’d be when cooking for his loved ones🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Since Roberta’s personality is a little different from our Bobbi (I get it, in the podcast both Clint and Kate are a bit on edge so they need someone more stable. But still, hearing she and Ash arguing and Ash calls Clint a diva is killing me.)

Ash would see our Bobbi more like a hella fun big sis and Bobbi would call on Nadia and Ying to join the crew (Don’t worry Ying’s gonna stop them before those three burn someone’s house down)

(Barney: I don’t think this damn car can get anymore crowded, I’m gonna shove someone into trunk)

Bobbi and Clint would show Ash and Francis videos of Lucky and Ka-Zar the corgi then force their kids to choose whose puppy’s cuter.

If we expand the family, Alkhema(the evil robot based on Bobbi’s brain pattern) can also count as one (horribly)

She’s gonna go “Hiyyya kids” and gets beaten by the kids bc Nadia and Ying were assassins, Ash hates Ultron in her world as gov surveillance and Francis just wants to burn every Ultron-like thing up.

Barbara who goes by Bobbi🤝 Natasha who goes by Ash🤝Charles who goes by Barney

Ben: Okay Bobbi so your boyfriend we met embarrassingly last time is actually your husband you knew for 9 days then you proposed and divorced and died and divorced and got back together and you have two teen kids from other universes (clearly there are other universes👌) one leads rebels in his universe the other disguises as the dictator in hers, but neither of them knows who you are and the grumpy man sitting next to me was once a mob person, supervillain, terrorist I guess I’m fine totally fine.

And I think they at least accidently(really?) left Barney and Francis at the gas station once. 

Barney: I could have been wasting my life sunbathing on my own island as always Clint owes me big.