What if I'm not from America cause I'm from Boston
Hmmm.....Now THIS is a real problem, runt! Of course, all of you butter-muffins are honorary hot-blooded Americans as long as you are on MY TEAM! But for some, that isn't enough!
NOT TO WORRY! I HAVE HATCHED A PERFECT PLAN!
WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU A GREEN CARD, SON! WE'LL RENOUNCE YOUR CITIZENSHIP FROM WHATEVER THE HELL A "BOSTON" IS AND ALLY YOURSELF TO OUR GREAT NATION'S PURSUIT OF LIFE AND LIBERTY!







