#ask 8

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

SOLDIER!!!!

did you know that i love you :) and you're awesome and very patriotic

okay but anyway— what time do you get up in the morning? do you stick to a strict schedule?

Hehehehheh...FLATTERING LANGUAGE, PRIVATE! COMPLIMENT...ACCEPTED!

Hm..Okay. Actual questions this time... WELL!

I WAKE UP 5AM SHARP! Take one lap around the base to check for intruders, then do it again! Then I take ALL of my raccoons out for their morning training! 6AM I'M BANGING THE DRUMS AND MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S UP! (They often get mad at me for this, but RISING EARLY IS IN THE SPIRIT OF THIS GREAT NATION!) And then I-

HOLD ON NOW, SON! IT'S SUSPICIOUS YOU'RE ASKING ME TO SHARE MY SCHEDULE WITH YOU!! THIS IS CLASSIFIED INFORMATION....IT SOUNDS LIKE....YOU'RE A SPY!

[daily-bipper-brainrot]

Bip, have you met your Reverse bad end version? (Wipper??? Or what it be Wason? Idfk)

SAW HIM ONCE… TOTAL BUZZKILL

GONNA BE CLEAR REAL QUICK BECAUSE THIS REMINDS ME, SOME NUMBSKULLS DEFAMED SNOWFLAKE, WAY BACK WHEN AND TREATED HIM LIKE THAT SADSACK..

HE! IS! NOT! LIKE! THAT!!!!

END OF DISCUSSION

HANDY GRAPHIC FOR YOU IDIOTS TO UNDERSTAND, THANK ME LATER

[dearprincesstwilightsparkle]

Got any other plans before you head back to Canterlot?

[cod-indulgences]

7, 8 and 13 :)))

7: Have tattoos?

💜 yes! I have one on my back, of various animal footprints, that I got while volunteering with the local animal shelter

8: Want any tattoos?

💜 I do want more- my current idea is something for my dad, that I want to design myself, but I'm torn on what I want it to be- plus there's so many pretty things out there!

13: Biggest turn ons

💜 chores being done uh I mean I'm not sure? I'm absolutely a sub with anxiety so someone just taking control of everything and not letting me fluster or fuss about it makes me all melty. More specific things, firm touches, hair pulling, biting, god I haven't been spanked in too long but I love it. Haven't played with them yet but collars intrigue me.

[cannibal-cupcakez]

There is an unsupervised child. Though, you feel extremely unlucky around here.

(@handfulofclovers)

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{ PAINIS SEEMS TO SLINK OVER TO INVESTIGATE, STARING AT THE CHILD. THEN, A PIANO FALLS OUT OF THE SKY AND LANDS ON TOP OF HIM. HE WILL BE FINE!! }

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[submissivefeminist]

If Mermaid is choice 1 and Unicorn is choice 2 where does Narwhal stand in the rankings?

Surprisingly low. You know narwhals are real, right? 😂

✨ Every 5 Asks = 1 Chore Done ✨

[badendfriendsorgau]

who's the guy behind you Cyclock?

Cyclock: he's here to accompany me to show I'm not the only bad end who cam get asks, don't worry, they others will get there chance too very soon actually

PROLOGUE: ASK

[malwarechips]

What your rules of art requests?

i dont really have many, but for now its currently the same as my (closed) commissions:

no nsfw, suggestive, or fetish stuff im allowed to turn down requests that i feel unable to do or make me uncomfortable i dont really do fandom stuff (unless its my current fixation lmao) wont do anything hate speech related, etc wont do proship stuff either

other than that there isnt much else lmao