#ask alan

[thenebulaanon]

Worst part it's true

"Yalls gotta be fuckin with me Theres no way"

[alan-smiling-friends]

Allan I am your number 1 fan okay? Okay.

Mmmm thank you-uh

[whatremains-of-anoninc]

Kaniba's room seems safe to explore Will you? this affects When you find something out

Let's look through his stuff

Maybe let's not?

[watch]

Voting ended onJan 31, 2025

Poll ends 5 pm est today

[proxylynn]

Pffhehehe! *biting his neck and shoulders*

Alan: *bites your neck*

[wooolfies]

Just FYI this is probably because I’m ace and I rarely ready anything with smut so take it with a grain of salt

FIC TROPE TAG GAME

 I was tagged by @silverofthunder​

and I’m tagging @grumpymedbae​ @luyckystar​ and @sternenfall96​

[rocketboytracy]

one of your brothers showed me a photo of you as a baby, you were so adorable as a baby!

@flyboytracy , @sonatanotwo ! Are you guys going around and showing strangers my baby pictures?! 

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

“With Avengers: Infinity War in theaters this week, what’s the best TV crossover episode?

As usual with questions like this, the first answer—and in this case, the second answer—are The Simpsons. Certainly, my most quoted crossover episode ever is A Star is Burns […] A better episode, albeit slightly less quotable though, is The Springfield Files, where Mulder and Scully from The X-Files come to Springfield. Just so much great deadpan comedy from Duchovny and Anderson. The whole weird mystery of what’s going on with Mr. Burns in the woods. It’s delightful. The X-Files did another great crossover where they did a whole episode as an episode of Cops. I think Vince Gilligan did that one. That’s really neat.”

[alanmrco-blog]

hi! i’m like totally crushing on this girls right now but she’s most likely straight but i do want to be friends i have her number and she’s in two of my classes how to i be friends with her?

awwwww how cute!!!!!! ok well you have her number so get to know her— ask how her day was, what music she listens to, what she likes to do in her free time, etc etc. since you have two classes with her i suggest talking to her if you’re near her in class. if you’re a lil shy, first text her, then confront her in person. i made one of my best friends by simply dming them one day, and now we talk in real life daily. tell me how this goes anon! good luck!!!!