#ask amour

[amour-anguis]

mmm do you have any thoughts on barty, Reggie and evan? Platonic or not I don’t really care :)

i DO and i LOVE THEM!!!! im so very much a multishipper and i adore the three of them together 🙏🏻

here are some thoughts:

- regulus is the level headed one in the relationship in the day to day, since reg is so stoic it allows for evan to be more rambunctious and mischievous than he would normally be

- reg and barty regularly put on shows for evan where they get naked and make out amen

- when the three of them are really drunk, reg for some reason always wants to make cookies so they keep one of those big tubs of cookie dough in the fridge at all times and reg drunk bakes them and they all sit wrapped up in each other on the couch and munch

- barty surprises ev and reg w lil gifts all the time, anytime he sees something that remotely reminds him of them (they have a shelf for all these things and it’s grown so much over the years)

- they have a cat and reg always buys little outfits for him but they make evan be the one to put them on the cat bc he’s the only one who can get it to stay still

- barty saw a picture of three people kissing together at the same time on pinterest and demanded they try it and now they do it every time one of them has to go somewhere

[strayscenes]

I would ride jeno till my legs fall out and omg reverse cowgirl with him hes a ass guy to me

I can just imagine his hands on your waist and his thumbs heading into the skin while his eyes are trained on you. Even when you slow down from being tired he just tightened his grip, taking over and fucking so hard into you that shivers rack your body.

,,,, oh my god I want that so much. Someone get me Jeno please I promise I’ll return him in one piece.

(Asks are open!!)

[amour-anguis]

Top 5 marauders headcanons

5. Sirius gets tattoos so nonchalantly, like he will get Moony tattooed before they’re dating, full confidence, he’d get a character from a show he hyperfixated on for like 3 weeks (Luci from Disenchanted), mans has every angel number somewhere and matching tattoos w 5+ people

4. Regulus loves being the one person who can fluster the ‘super confident’ James Potter, so he acts all mushy and romantic with him in front of people (everyone is confused) just to make James stutter

3. Sirius and Barty got together in secret before Sirius was dating Remus and Barty was dating Evan. Barty was openly out to piss off his dad, and Sirius was just realizing his sexuality and it spiraled from there (i could speak for HOURS about them)

2. Remus with Lupus is the perfect muggle AU equivalent of being a werewolf. i could go into so much more detail about this but it’s so fitting and the rep makes me happy every time i see it <3

1. Marlene wants to fuck Effie. This is a classic but it’s my fav hc EVER and i stand by it (James wants to bang his head into a wall, Marlene just wants to bang his mom)

[amour-anguis]

SOME EVAN HEADCANONS! ily ❤️

*does a back bend and walks around as my joints crack*

- he’s a little weird, like he’s big sexy but he’s also a freak a bit he has a fascination e morbid things and always asks pandora if he can come to work w her at the mortuary

- he puts barty in Top Jail when he pisses Evan off and barty gets so grumpy but Evan holds his ground for at least 18 hours

- he’s Horny.

- he really likes the Polynesian sauce from chic fil a like he’s not sure why but every time he even smells weed he’s like guys what if we go to chic fil a and gets the nuggets and uses a whole thing of sauce per nugget

- he looooves to wear crop tops and him and barty wear them together all the time it’s like Evan: “babe im gonna wear a crop top today do you wanna match” and then boom every passerby has a boner

- hates when Barty refers to his dick as ‘your highness’ but has accepted it by now

[amour-anguis]

Pretty pretty pls give me some jegulus headcanons

*cracks knuckles*

- jegulus living together established relationship and reg comes home grumpy from work and he looks so angry and pissed off and he stomps over to james who is on the couch watching tv and reg just crawls into his lap and gets as close as humanly possible bc it’s the only thing that calms him down

- james is the only person who has ever made reg crack a smile when he’s determined to hold a straight face

- every christmas, james gets him and reg matching holiday themed pj pants (think different varieties of those plaid ones) and over the years they have amassed so many

- james is so scared of bees and always freaks out and hides behind reg when he sees one (reg is also scared of them but james has no idea bc reg always ‘protects him’)

- james Loves picking reg up and carrying him around and reg acts like he hates it but secretly it’s his fav thing and when he’s sleepy he just holds his arms out so james swoops in and picks him up and takes him wherever he needs to go

i could do this forever.

[amour-anguis]

okay gang I need some of your barty hcs!!

*twists and snaps spinal chord*

- barty is the biggest loser, like pathetic like yeah he’s hot but he’s actually just such a normal dude and he’s so lame

- one time he had a bottle of vape juice in his back pocket and he was drunk and he sat down and the bottle cracked and he didn’t notice and he smelled violently of strawberry banana vape juice for so long it won’t go away (me and @roadsidehorror came up w this and it’s never not funny to me)

- he’s a midnight snacker that man is half asleep eating shredded cheese from the bag standing in front of the fridge

- he begs on his hands and knees to watch reg and his bf have sex he wants to watch so bad

- he has a bad habit of tripping and falling flat on his face. it’s embarrassing and it happens way too often to be normal

- one time he got really high and ate an entire 9x13 pan of mac and cheese and then scared himself bc he thought someone broke into his apartment but he just kept seeing his reflection in things and he also took about 28 photos of a pot outside his window bc he thought it was a cat

[amour-anguis]

how do you think rosekillers first date would go down

barty would try so hard and be rushing around so nervous and unsure if he should bring flowers but then he decides he should so he does (they’re roses) and he tried to dress up but he’s so lame and he’s wearing tight ass black skinny jeans w a white button up and a tie and is so excited and has the biggest smile on his face and when he sees Evan he throws his arm w the bouquet out so fast he nearly punches Evan in the face trying to give him the flowers

evan was equally as nervous but tries go overcompensate by being too calm and barty thinks he doesn’t like him but evan is so busy thinking about how hot barty is and how much he wants to kiss him that he can’t think of anything else and has to keep saying “what” every five minutes

they act way too formal and by the end of it, after barty breaks the ice by making a dick joke way to loud, they vow to never go to a fancy place again and plan a second date right then and there where they get pizza and get high and watch vanderpump rules

[amour-anguis]

Bartys ass so flat that evan can balance things on it without them falling off

literally this like evan is setting his coffee mug on that Thang while we works from home and Barty is still passed out after getting home late from his shift at the strip club