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I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

Party time 💕

Me: Fuck men, I don’t need ‘em.

Me: *looks at Kylo and Hux arguing at the top of their lungs*

Me: Especially not THESE men, in particular.

Sometimes I miss Hux.

Then I remember his favorite ‘cologne’ smelled like Millicent’s fur and I’m glad he’s gone.

Why is there no new content of me? Why must all the glory go to my dead colleagues?

I AM GLORIOUS AND THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING ME.

I used to have a blazer like this before Millicent threw up on it. 😡

Hux: Captain Phasma, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

Phasma: No. Have you?

Time to party!

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