Ask the Captain

"Ms Captain I-have-the-coolest-armour-but-I-shall-help-myself-down-the-rubbish-chute"-A random Quora user Greetings. I am Captain Phasma, also affectionately known as Phazzy or The Phaz to my colleagues. When I'm not ordering my stormtroopers around, I enjoy working out, practicing combat maneuvers, learning my stormtrooper's designations, attending rallies, and drinking the finest caf in the galaxy.

[daily-spooky]

[quietwingsinthesky]

I just think it’s romantic to be possessive over someone’s death. No one gets to kill you but me. I want to hold you as you die. Your last breath should mingle with mine. I want your blood on my hands because I’m the one that spilled it.

[askcaptainphazzy]

Pilot….

[tooies]

i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

[askcaptainphazzy]

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

[askcaptainphazzy]

Some days I fall apart, like this cardboard cutout.

[iscreamnails]

😍Ready for our close up! Check that iridescent micro glitter✨ NEW SUGAR RUSH is out now! #iscreamnails #nailpolish https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfk7rEmLb1u/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[askcaptainphazzy]

Oooh, I like this 🤩

[askcaptainphazzy]

Me @ Hux and Kylo 24/7

[askcaptainphazzy]

Time to shine my armor.

*grumbles*

I really need to hire someone to do it for me. I killed the last ones for negligence because THEY SCRATCHED MY ARMOR PERMANENTLY.

*shudder*

[askcaptainphazzy]

Party time 💕

[patrickbatewoman]

what do you like about girls?

their evil ways

[askcaptainphazzy]

You truly are a scary and glamorous lady

🥰

That’s what I’m going for. Good to see I achieved it.

[askcaptainphazzy]

Hungry for more asks. I DEMAND YOU OBEY.

[valtsv]

kiss and make up? no. stab and make out.

[askcaptainphazzy]

All my relationships in a nutshell. *eyes Hux*

[askcaptainphazzy]

What do you think of Pudge?

She looks tasty.

[southpauz]

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss

[askcaptainphazzy]

Anyone can be evil on my blog ❤️

[cosmicvngel]

[askcaptainphazzy]

They taste like dicks.

[askcaptainphazzy]

Me: Fuck men, I don’t need ‘em.

Me: *looks at Kylo and Hux arguing at the top of their lungs*

Me: Especially not THESE men, in particular.