#ask eddie

[ohposhers]

aye Eddie!

umm.. sorry if this is a weird question but what are some trolls AUs [including rock zombie au] fanarts you never posted?

i'd love to see 'em and know more about 'em, i think they would look cool!

hi yes its not weird at all !! i was honestly going to post these eventually so the art didnt go to waste, so this was a great reminder tysm ily <3 I spent the last 2 hours compiling and cleaning up concepts for these AUs for you so I hope you enjoy!

★ROCKOPALYPSE AU★

This was my Trolls World Tour AU that explored an alternative timeline in the movie where Poppy and Hickory manage to escape from Barb instead of getting captured by her, and Barb through the grapevine finds out about Branch's brothers who she then has tracked down and captured by the hitman out of spite wahoo!! It basically has Barb "win" and successfully turn every troll (save for Poppy, Hickory, Branch, etc) into a Rock troll. We were gonna have Hickory have a change of heart and help Poppy escape (she delivers a shnasty clawed blow to Barb's face and it leaves a scar) and I lowkey don't remember a lot of what else we had planned LMAO-- all of this was an excuse to make Rock Zombie designs of the brothers yes yes I admit it. We were gonna have Poppy and Viva run into eachother when Viva ventures out to search for Clay too!! There was so much but I forgot it all ahaaa

I could never decide on what I wanted Floyd's zombie design to look like which is inevitably why I never ended up releasing the AU so sorry

★CHICAGO (2002) AU★

This one is a lowkey shitpost AU where me and @bulliestrolls replaced the Chicago (2002) cast with Trolls! An excuse to draw the characters in cabaret outfits yes absolutely. We didn't get far, having JD as Velma, Floyd as Roxie and Cloud Guy as Billy Flynn lmfao.

★MY LITTLE TROLLS AU★

Exactly what it sounds like, the Trolls as LITTLE PONIES!! Nothing special-- Has John Dory wishing he was a unicorn or pegasus (mainly the latter), Bruce washing up on Dragon island and meeting Brandy the fucking dragon oh yeah baby-- etc etc.

★SUCKER PUNCH AU★

I almost always end up turning my current hyperfixation into a Suckerpunch AU for shits and giggles cause its my favorite movie-- I will NOT explain this one as it would give away the plot to the movie and I guarantee you haven't seen it. Wanna make me the happiest person on earth? Give Suckerpunch (extended cut and only extended cut) a watch for me.

and finally, my BIGGEST most thought out original AU

★CCULT★

This one will get it's own post someday, as it will probably require a content warning or two. I have a HUGE amount of hours put into this AU as I was originally intending on making it into it's own interactive tumblr blog, and I'm still hesitant on sharing the full timeline/plot of it in case I ever wanted to actually go through with it some day. I probably will share it all cause I doubt I'll ever pick it back up, but for now I'll leave you with this single image <3

I'm sure my starving Trolls followers will be overjoyed to see something that isn't Sonic-- thank you for being so interested in my work! I hope you enjoyed these silly concepts :)

[filmnoirfoundation]

FNF Director of Communications (and ASK EDDIE co-host) Anne Hockens joined Elizabeth Wildes on her podcast ALL THE FILM THINGS for an in-depth discussion of DOUBLE INDEMNITY.

Available on Apple Podcasts and Spotify.

[technical-shadow-warrior]

What if you did a crime with the gun?

Ok crime completed. It was fun :3

[ask-head-of-pediatrics]

so how is it... having competition with house boy toy?

I-I'm sorry... Are you calling me the boy toy?? Or are you saying I'm in competition with House's boy toy?... What does that mean?... I-I'm terribly sorry, I'm woefully unaware of today's slang...

[ask-eddiekasp]

Eddie and Richie are two of the most oblivious people I’ve ever seen. How do the other Losers deal with it every day? 😭

Excuse you. I resent that. I’m not oblivious. I’m a coward. There’s a difference.

-Richie

[bigtreefest]

Heyy. I wonder who’s your favorite character to write for?

My dear Sydney!! This is so difficult to answer!

I really love writing for everyone, they’ve all got their own little things. If I had to choose, though, I’d probably choose Ransom? But it’s because I love to make him so soft!! Someone who can be so scathing with a silver tongue, choosing to be kind to the one he truly loves? Swoon-worthy! Especially when the reader is so different from him. Bonus points for when Ransom respects the reader’s intelligence, too!!

Thank you so much for sending this ask. It was fun to think about!

I’d say a close second is Curtis! A big beefy softie, yes please!!

[liminalpebble]

Mornin' Eddie! So y'all made the Hellfire Club shirts right? Did the school give finding for that? Also who designed the logo?

Hey, Sweetheart!

Thanks for talking with me again. Peb's been grumpy and kind of quiet since I almost set her kitchen on fire, and probably also because now she can't smell or taste anything.

Understandable, honestly. She said it's okay though, and that she appreciates the doting and that I'm a great friend, but she's gonna go lie down for awhile before she kills her loveable but maddening bestie.

Anyway. Yeah! We made the shirts ourselves! Aren't they metal? I drew the design myself, but then Wheeler and Dustin had to spruce it up and clean up the lines for silk-screening. We kind of made a mess of the art room the first time, but we're getting it down to a science.

Phhhff, of course the school didn't give us a cent. They were too busy pouring money into that stupid balls in laundry baskets game. But Eddie the Freak is resourceful, honey. They have their fundraisers selling candy bars, I have my one-man fundraiser selling...well...not candy bars.

But uh, don't say too much about it around the little shrimps. They're geniuses and all, but they're pretty naive about the wider world ol' cynical Eddie lives in. So...I don't know what they know, but they don't ask. I think I wanna keep it that way for awhile, you know? Let 'em stay kids as long as they can. I didn't get to, and it's a fragile thing, that kind of innocence.

One day you're just hanging out by the fireplace of your hobbit hole, the next, the shire is burning.

Ha...um...sorry. Little bit of a tangent there. *stares deeply into your eyes, and smiles goofily* Uh...anyway. If you ever need...um...not candy bars, let me know. I'll be sure to give you a cool girl discount. Cool, and nice, and really pretty hair....uh. sorry. Actually maybe we should also have actual candy bars, too. I mean we're gonna get hungry. What's your favorite candy bar?

XO🤘

Eddie 😈

[edhellfire]

Slaps wolf sized paws on his front door and barks to get him come out and play.

@untamedlobo

"IT'S NOT EVEN A FULL MOON!"