#ask hal

[lanternonduty]

Hi hal, i thought i should let you know im pregnant since people are finding out now, i want you to hear from me

Congrats? How far along are you?

This isn’t a past hook up is it..?

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[lanternonduty]

HAL JORDAN IS SO FORGIN SEXILY I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR THAT MAN.!!!!ON THE FLOOR ON THE DOOR ON THE TABLE , COUNTERS BED CEILING, MICROWAVE , WASHING MATCHING , AIR FRYER ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

I need more hal jordan content I'm going insane.

Thanks? I don’t think we’d be able to do it in the microwave or the air fryer, but I can definitely make you feel like a microwave. Making you all hot, pressing all of your buttons to make you beep.

[lanternonduty]

You should propose to carol lowkey bro. 😭 I'd why Dc can't just Lettings y'all be happy

I don’t think either of us are ready for that, I don’t want to promise her to always been there knowing I won’t be able to. She’ll have to be alone for weeks at a time while I do my duties. But needless I do adore her.

[lanternonduty]

Hal your such a sigma male and an alpha and your so skee-bee-dee. I hope your mogging, edgemaxxing streak is good today 🫶.

You've got rizz pls don't go bald. 🥰

I have quite literally spent days trying to figure out what any of this means. I get the first half at least. But I hope it’s a good thing, so thanks?

[lanternonduty]

Hal, light of my life...i have a favor to ask

@canarycries4u

If someone is dead and I need to hurry the body I’m on my way over, but if you just want some snack I am also on my way over.

[lanternonduty]

Why are you so chill

react bro give me some drama 😞

- 😎

I don’t mix my personal life with being a green lantern. Having Kyle as an apprentice and a son of some sorts is mixing my personal life and work life per se. But that’s a good mixing in my books, and unnecessary drama isn’t my favorite thing to indulge in.

[lanternonduty]

Hal, why is there so much sorrow in the world right now? And how can I make more people feel it?

Sorrow and the general feeling of sadness is common for the world now a days. Everyone’s comparing themselves to another, but no one stops to think about themselves. How each and everyone is beautiful in their own way. Why want to look like everyone when you can be yourself?

While doing that might be frightening and scary, but we didn’t get to where we are today without someone pushing against the rules and challenging that status quo. But wanting to put that onto someone isn’t the nicest thing, even if they are an enemy or someone you just don’t like.

You only live once, and so do they. Life is temporary