Hal Jordan

Test pilot. Green Lantern. Professional trouble magnet. Saving the universe one bad idea at a time.

[lanternonduty]

Alright, listen up. If you’re looking for boring speeches or guys who follow the rules, keep scrolling. I fly jets, save planets, and occasionally punch cosmic tyrants in the face. Sector 2814’s on my watch — Earth included — and trust me, it’s in very good hands.

No fear. No surrender. No idea what I’m doing half the time, but hey, it usually works out.

Stick around if you like fearless heroics and terrible flight metaphors

Speaking of sticking around, the married couple that I often third wheel are on here as well!

@godofarchery — Oliver!

@canarycries4u — Dinah!

[Ooc- Hello!! Feel free to interact with me at any times, if I’m slow to respond I’m probably sleeping to trying to channel my inner 30 year old man to be able to respond 😚]

[lanternonduty]

[head-quarterz]

The break is over! My mutuals and anons can resume harassing my blogs!!

[head-quarterz]

Sooo.. might be taking a extended break for a little while. Not sure how long? Or if the break is actually going to happen or not, but I figured all of you should know!!

[lanternonduty]

You should propose to carol lowkey bro. 😭 I'd why Dc can't just Lettings y'all be happy

I don’t think either of us are ready for that, I don’t want to promise her to always been there knowing I won’t be able to. She’ll have to be alone for weeks at a time while I do my duties. But needless I do adore her.

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[gutter-mage69]

Strewth, you’re a stick ‘n th’ mud.

No, greenie, I ain’t got no beastie ‘t catch at th’ moment. That’s why ‘m askin’ ‘y ‘t do somethin’ worth while.

[lanternonduty]

Very original for you to call me greenie John. But no, I’m not going to make you a bar. You can come over to my apartment if you’re so desperate for a drink.

[gutter-mage69]

Your flat?

I jus’ might take ‘y up on that, luv.

Y’like dogs?

[lanternonduty]

Didn’t take you as the guy to have a dog. Always thought you were too ‘good’ for a dog with all the demon and angel fighting

[gutter-mage69]

Oi! Sunshine ‘s perfectly good company.

I ain’t good. ‘Y should know that.

[lanternonduty]

You named your dog sunshine? You of all people have a fog named sunshine? Oh my god! This is great!!

[gutter-mage69]

Named after me mate, Ray. Me mate ‘s nothin’ but sunshine.

@palmertechceo go on an’ say hi.

[lanternonduty]

Why’re you telling him to say hi like he’s your dog? Is this some like pet play thing… I knew you were a freak John but not this much..

[gutter-mage69]

....

I ain't gotten th' leashes out yet with Ray. Not plannin' on it.

Yet.

'M not that much of a freak. Maybe you're th' freak.

[lanternonduty]

Yet? You are very much a a freak. You slept with king shark once and I feel that is on the border of being a freak and insane.

[gutter-mage69]

It was once, and we ain’t together no more.

‘M not insane! Got th’ papers ‘t prove it.

[lanternonduty]

Are they hand written papers? Cause I severally doubt you’re not the littlest amount of insane.

[gutter-mage69]

Yeah, by th’ doctors of Ravenscar.

Says ‘m sane! Took a look yourself!

*John thrusts the papers towards him.*

[lanternonduty]

Hal shoots a glance at the papers that have fallen to his feet, then back at John.

„You sound as convincing as always.” He snide’s with a playful smile. „and not to mention Ravenscar? Sounds made up man.”

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[gutter-mage69]

Strewth, you’re a stick ‘n th’ mud.

No, greenie, I ain’t got no beastie ‘t catch at th’ moment. That’s why ‘m askin’ ‘y ‘t do somethin’ worth while.

[lanternonduty]

Very original for you to call me greenie John. But no, I’m not going to make you a bar. You can come over to my apartment if you’re so desperate for a drink.

[gutter-mage69]

Your flat?

I jus’ might take ‘y up on that, luv.

Y’like dogs?

[lanternonduty]

Didn’t take you as the guy to have a dog. Always thought you were too ‘good’ for a dog with all the demon and angel fighting

[gutter-mage69]

Oi! Sunshine ‘s perfectly good company.

I ain’t good. ‘Y should know that.

[lanternonduty]

You named your dog sunshine? You of all people have a fog named sunshine? Oh my god! This is great!!

[gutter-mage69]

Named after me mate, Ray. Me mate ‘s nothin’ but sunshine.

@palmertechceo go on an’ say hi.

[lanternonduty]

Why’re you telling him to say hi like he’s your dog? Is this some like pet play thing… I knew you were a freak John but not this much..

[gutter-mage69]

....

I ain't gotten th' leashes out yet with Ray. Not plannin' on it.

Yet.

'M not that much of a freak. Maybe you're th' freak.

[lanternonduty]

Yet? You are very much a a freak. You slept with king shark once and I feel that is on the border of being a freak and insane.

[gutter-mage69]

It was once, and we ain’t together no more.

‘M not insane! Got th’ papers ‘t prove it.

[lanternonduty]

Are they hand written papers? Cause I severally doubt you’re not the littlest amount of insane.

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[gutter-mage69]

Strewth, you’re a stick ‘n th’ mud.

No, greenie, I ain’t got no beastie ‘t catch at th’ moment. That’s why ‘m askin’ ‘y ‘t do somethin’ worth while.

[lanternonduty]

Very original for you to call me greenie John. But no, I’m not going to make you a bar. You can come over to my apartment if you’re so desperate for a drink.

[gutter-mage69]

Your flat?

I jus’ might take ‘y up on that, luv.

Y’like dogs?

[lanternonduty]

Didn’t take you as the guy to have a dog. Always thought you were too ‘good’ for a dog with all the demon and angel fighting

[gutter-mage69]

Oi! Sunshine ‘s perfectly good company.

I ain’t good. ‘Y should know that.

[lanternonduty]

You named your dog sunshine? You of all people have a fog named sunshine? Oh my god! This is great!!

[gutter-mage69]

Named after me mate, Ray. Me mate ‘s nothin’ but sunshine.

@palmertechceo go on an’ say hi.

[lanternonduty]

Why’re you telling him to say hi like he’s your dog? Is this some like pet play thing… I knew you were a freak John but not this much..

[gutter-mage69]

....

I ain't gotten th' leashes out yet with Ray. Not plannin' on it.

Yet.

'M not that much of a freak. Maybe you're th' freak.

[lanternonduty]

Yet? You are very much a a freak. You slept with king shark once and I feel that is on the border of being a freak and insane.

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[gutter-mage69]

Strewth, you’re a stick ‘n th’ mud.

No, greenie, I ain’t got no beastie ‘t catch at th’ moment. That’s why ‘m askin’ ‘y ‘t do somethin’ worth while.

[lanternonduty]

Very original for you to call me greenie John. But no, I’m not going to make you a bar. You can come over to my apartment if you’re so desperate for a drink.

[gutter-mage69]

Your flat?

I jus’ might take ‘y up on that, luv.

Y’like dogs?

[lanternonduty]

Didn’t take you as the guy to have a dog. Always thought you were too ‘good’ for a dog with all the demon and angel fighting

[gutter-mage69]

Oi! Sunshine ‘s perfectly good company.

I ain’t good. ‘Y should know that.

[lanternonduty]

You named your dog sunshine? You of all people have a fog named sunshine? Oh my god! This is great!!

[gutter-mage69]

Named after me mate, Ray. Me mate ‘s nothin’ but sunshine.

@palmertechceo go on an’ say hi.

[lanternonduty]

Why’re you telling him to say hi like he’s your dog? Is this some like pet play thing… I knew you were a freak John but not this much..

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[gutter-mage69]

Strewth, you’re a stick ‘n th’ mud.

No, greenie, I ain’t got no beastie ‘t catch at th’ moment. That’s why ‘m askin’ ‘y ‘t do somethin’ worth while.

[lanternonduty]

Very original for you to call me greenie John. But no, I’m not going to make you a bar. You can come over to my apartment if you’re so desperate for a drink.

[gutter-mage69]

Your flat?

I jus’ might take ‘y up on that, luv.

Y’like dogs?

[lanternonduty]

Didn’t take you as the guy to have a dog. Always thought you were too ‘good’ for a dog with all the demon and angel fighting

[gutter-mage69]

Oi! Sunshine ‘s perfectly good company.

I ain’t good. ‘Y should know that.

[lanternonduty]

You named your dog sunshine? You of all people have a fog named sunshine? Oh my god! This is great!!

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[gutter-mage69]

Strewth, you’re a stick ‘n th’ mud.

No, greenie, I ain’t got no beastie ‘t catch at th’ moment. That’s why ‘m askin’ ‘y ‘t do somethin’ worth while.

[lanternonduty]

Very original for you to call me greenie John. But no, I’m not going to make you a bar. You can come over to my apartment if you’re so desperate for a drink.

[gutter-mage69]

Your flat?

I jus’ might take ‘y up on that, luv.

Y’like dogs?

[lanternonduty]

Didn’t take you as the guy to have a dog. Always thought you were too ‘good’ for a dog with all the demon and angel fighting

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[gutter-mage69]

Strewth, you’re a stick ‘n th’ mud.

No, greenie, I ain’t got no beastie ‘t catch at th’ moment. That’s why ‘m askin’ ‘y ‘t do somethin’ worth while.

[lanternonduty]

Very original for you to call me greenie John. But no, I’m not going to make you a bar. You can come over to my apartment if you’re so desperate for a drink.

[lanternonduty]

‘Lo Lantern.

Can ‘y make anythin’ fun with th’ ring? Like a full bar? Or maybe a pool.

@gutter-mage69

I could do that, but doesn’t mean I should.. besides don’t you have some demon or angel to take care of?

[lanternonduty]

Hal your such a sigma male and an alpha and your so skee-bee-dee. I hope your mogging, edgemaxxing streak is good today 🫶.

You've got rizz pls don't go bald. 🥰

I have quite literally spent days trying to figure out what any of this means. I get the first half at least. But I hope it’s a good thing, so thanks?

[canarycries4u]

???

[lanternonduty]

I really don’t know what this is about. I’m trying to be supportive of whatever this is, but it’s making me feel old

[canarycries4u]

We might be old...

[lanternonduty]

I refuse to acknowledge that! I am only in my 30’s!! Not that old yet.

God I really don’t want to be the kind of old Bruce is.

[lanternonduty]

Hal your such a sigma male and an alpha and your so skee-bee-dee. I hope your mogging, edgemaxxing streak is good today 🫶.

You've got rizz pls don't go bald. 🥰

I have quite literally spent days trying to figure out what any of this means. I get the first half at least. But I hope it’s a good thing, so thanks?

[canarycries4u]

???

[lanternonduty]

I really don’t know what this is about. I’m trying to be supportive of whatever this is, but it’s making me feel old

[lanternonduty]

Hal your such a sigma male and an alpha and your so skee-bee-dee. I hope your mogging, edgemaxxing streak is good today 🫶.

You've got rizz pls don't go bald. 🥰

I have quite literally spent days trying to figure out what any of this means. I get the first half at least. But I hope it’s a good thing, so thanks?

[canarycries4u]

@lanternonduty i made food!

[lanternonduty]

I really appreciate that love, but you should let me make dinner. We can always make it fun where you sit and teach me how to cook! I don’t want you to over exert yourself with the bun still in the oven.

[canarycries4u]

Next time I'll teach you some more, i wanted to do something nice for you

I still like to cook, i may be pregnant but I'm not fragile, you work hard too and deserve a break

[lanternonduty]

I know your not fragile, you could probably still body slam me even though your pregnant. But I do want the best for you and the baby, so I will coddle you to the best of my abilities!