Rereading the anon ask posts again and all I can say is...
FOUL
DARE I SAY FOUL
Yes Heartbreaker is my poor little meow meow, as well as the horsie and the spades ft. Vampire with a name so easy everyone mispronounces it so much, but the public does not need to know the dang profile of whoever likes them 😭😭😭
Now I wonder if that post is solely directed to me because I am severely wounded by that attacc from head to toe SOBBG8WJAOJ8ANUABU
What offense have I committed to be declared of my anon crimes like that? Woe is me, I have been cruelly singled out with arrows of words aimed at my cowardly heart like that!
(obviously read this ask in good fun, this is very funny and I still think I would trust The Spades team with babysitting than say... Clubs. Diamonds would just put make them her little unpaid workers. Also, we need the vampire in that school I swear... Though I wonder what will happen if the vampire's name was pronounced properly? But I bet those students will never pronounce his name right) —context on the school part: read Ciero's ask on him meeting the descendants
Also, Heartbreaker did nothing wrong. Trust. :33
HAHHAHAHA DON'T WORRY believe it or not it's NOT aimed just at you!??! theres MULTIPLE people who looked at that failman and was like YEAH I want that toxic angry creature it's hilarious???
and HAHAHA yesss they're all just gold I love them all so much, making weird little guys is just the best, ngl the vampire is probably my favorite, good ol detour or whatever his name was (lemonade perhaps)
my apologies for the unprovoked attack EHEHehhehe you know I say it all with love - >:3 you guys should form a heartbreaker apologists club
it makes me so happy though, it makes me think you guys are going to like book two even more…
and that's HILARIOUS and fascinating that you mentioned that again considering something that happens in book two- HAHAHAHHA I guess you'll see, you're so right though clubs is..clubs is the worst person to leave a child with
Diamonds WOULD just have them working she'd be like shut up i worked in my families kitchen growing up you're working in mine, well, my evil lair, but whatever, go play open the boxes and find something valuable , here's a crowbar kid, good luck.
the only people in this book I could really see being great with kids is Laundry Detergent the Vampire, or whatever his name is, Hearts, Cendre, and Lovetta, also Aciannes mom but her health is too bad to babysit.
you'd think Ciero would be good at babysitting, and like, it's not like the kid would be in any danger, but he would absolutely buy a child a car if they asked and he wouldn't know you're not supposed to do that since Heartbreaker had him being a getaway driver at like, 10. he has no idea what kids are supposed to be allowed to do. He's probably tried to teach Carling how to drive. The only reason WISH isin't like, full of little problem causers thanks to him is because Carling is their leader and he's such a staunch rule follower and he immediately corrects them when Ciero teaches them anything mischevious and or just…illegal.
who knows what will happen if his name is ever pronounced right, maybe he'll turn into a handsome prince?
nothing at all <3 nothing wrong! we forgive him for everything! …such a shame he'll never forgive himself.
