Hi! Did you read the alleged Buffy Reboot script? What are your opinions?
Unfortunately, yes. There's so, so much that's wrong with it I don't even know where to start.
I'll just say, as a disclaimer, I didn't want the reboot. Buffy is a fairy tale, and to quote a friend, fairy tales end with happily ever after. Expanding upon that doesn't work. But the actual script demonstrates just how badly they were attempting to do this.
Firstly, the opening scene of the original Buffy is iconic because it starts off subverting the trope of the girl getting murdered by revealing she's actually the murderer (Darla killing a creepy guy). Starting off a reboot with Stacy literally getting dragged away and brutally murdered is not subverting Buffy; it's misunderstanding the point of the story. It's cliche.
But maybe it's subverting Buffy! No, it isn't. Subversion has to have a point to it. The pilot should make it clear there's a point to this, but it just seemed to be shock value. A slayer can die! Except, we already knew that, it's literally something Buffy the show tells us from the start and goes on to prove when Buffy dies twice in her series and constantly wrestles with her own mortality. The tides turn in Buffy's finale when Buffy sees the slayer she's mentored (Amanda) die. That's not new.
Secondly, the characters are extremely flat. Nova is just Temu!Willow, a Buffy who is "not like the other girls," except the whole point of Buffy is that she IS just like the other girls. She just also happens to be the Chosen One. Gracie is Cordelia with a weird evangelical tilt. Hugo is Xander with the same boringness.
Thirdly, the writing. The dialogue is horrible, as is the plotting. The dialogue is full of references that are desperate attempts to sound GenZ while sounding very much like a Millennial or GenXer wrote it. The references to Hamilton are outdated. The feminism quotes are abysmal. The "you're in your Dark Academia phase" stuff is pointless because you've been showing us Nova's character for several scenes now; everyone figured that out already. Why does the guidance counselor have to tell us this? Just to emphasize that Nova is cool and not like the other girls? (Yes.)
It is clearly not written like it has a story to tell. It was written for an audience, with the audience it's trying to appeal to first and foremost in mind. It wasn't written to tell the story of characters or a premise. Audiences can actually tell when this happens. It feels fake, not tongue-in-cheek. It's "look at me please think I'm cool please please please."
Who is the show for? Not the characters or because of a story with themes. It's for an audience to make money.
The problem with this type of writing--for an audience--is that it treats the audience like a project. The story is a medium used to reach them, like a project to get them to like the product. It's gimmicky. That doesn't tend to resonate well.
Fourthly, the fact that they call out an Angel reference in the actual script in a scene that is supposed to remind of us of Bangel's first meeting but make him a predator this time is weird. I actually only like Bangel when it's framed critically, but to do that is to annoy the audience you're trying to lure in with nostalgia because it comes across with the same shallowness of Grishaverse. You have to understand the appeal in order to deconstruct it in a meaningful way.
Yeah, it's only one episode. But it just reads as a way to be like "NOT YOUR MOTHER'S BUFFY." Which makes me again ask, who is the audience here, and is the show trying to tell us anything of value, or is it trying to just right any wrongs of the original show?
Finally, the story misread the room (world context) in a baffling way.
Like, how are you going to tell me that it's a good idea to take the cringey white guilt plotline of Pangs that aged very badly and base the premise of your pilot on that idea? While having mainly white characters? Again, is this show about Nova, or is it about righting the missteps that didn't age well in Buffy?
At least Pangs is a funny episode. This takes itself way too seriously.
The idea that the Chumash tribe actually don't want their land back because it's cursed is so... bad. Yes, it's true that young, immature leftists sometimes do more harm than good. We get it. But ffs, to base your entire social message of the episode as "well ackshually the Native Americans don't want it back anyways and you stupid white libs keep ignoring their wishes" completely makes the white people the center of the story here, and does that by appropriating something white people actually use even today to justify taking Native land but puts it in the Chumash peoples' mouths.
It's racist. I'm sorry, but that's a racist plotline.
It also makes teenagers the butt of the joke, which is baffling because they're supposedly trying to appeal to teenagers with all the GenZ/Alpha slang. It's not about education or challenging perspectives with empathy, asking them to grow--it's about tsk-tsking silly liberal teenagers. The cringe mockery of wokeism, the inclusion of evangelicalism--it's all very much a headscratcher. How did you misread the day and age we are in so bloody badly? Yes, Buffy has social commentary too, but it's not hamfisted and it's like they're trying to appeal to angry GenZers without understanding what actually makes them angry.
Anyways the exec who cancelled it is an unsung hero. Even if he wasn't a fan of the original series, apparently whoever wrote and made this wasn't either, or at least never understood the appeal.














