John Walker - U.S. AGENT

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[official-usagent]

Agent John Walker.

Was told to make one of these for PR reasons.

Don’t bother me about my history.

Ask me about my dog Lady.

My Contacts

Anon Emojis

Mun: @plasmas-arcade

[justbob-notbobby]

Bob are you a monsterfucker?

[official-usagent]

Yeah, I would consider my cock pretty monstrous.

[justbob-notbobby]

Watching Insidious later. Figured you would wanna watch it too.

- @official-usagent

HELL YEAH ATE YIU KIDDING I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH IT IM FINISHING CONJURING FILMVERSE AND WAS ABOUT TO WATCH INSIDIOUS RIGHT AFTER ARE YOU READING MY MIND

[official-usagent]

I’ve watched pretty much all the movies in the universe apart from the Nun.

Idk nuns just always freaked me out. At least in horror settings.

[justbob-notbobby]

We can watch nun together. Watched it and it's not scary at all. There was like. One cool scene in nun two but besides that it's not that scary. Idk why I was always scared of watching it tbh...

[official-usagent]

Livvy was always too scared to watch it, so I just never did. We loved the rest of them though. Even saw Devil made me do it in theaters. Peak experience.

[justbob-notbobby]

Noooo don't tell you Unironically liked Anabelle........

[official-usagent]

Annabelle was a little weak. The conjuring trilogy was always the best out of the bunch. I heard the new one is. Okay.

[justbob-notbobby]

Watching Insidious later. Figured you would wanna watch it too.

- @official-usagent

HELL YEAH ATE YIU KIDDING I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH IT IM FINISHING CONJURING FILMVERSE AND WAS ABOUT TO WATCH INSIDIOUS RIGHT AFTER ARE YOU READING MY MIND

[official-usagent]

I’ve watched pretty much all the movies in the universe apart from the Nun.

Idk nuns just always freaked me out. At least in horror settings.

[justbob-notbobby]

We can watch nun together. Watched it and it's not scary at all. There was like. One cool scene in nun two but besides that it's not that scary. Idk why I was always scared of watching it tbh...

[official-usagent]

Livvy was always too scared to watch it, so I just never did. We loved the rest of them though. Even saw Devil made me do it in theaters. Peak experience.

[justbob-notbobby]

Watching Insidious later. Figured you would wanna watch it too.

- @official-usagent

HELL YEAH ATE YIU KIDDING I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH IT IM FINISHING CONJURING FILMVERSE AND WAS ABOUT TO WATCH INSIDIOUS RIGHT AFTER ARE YOU READING MY MIND

[official-usagent]

I’ve watched pretty much all the movies in the universe apart from the Nun.

Idk nuns just always freaked me out. At least in horror settings.

[official-usagent]

Walkerrr, I'm bored. Do you want to do something today? Maybe do some sparring and after get something to eat? My treat. I'm down for anything, everyone else seems to be busy..

- @miss-sylvia-clark

Your treat? I'd never make a lady pay.

But consider me free.

[official-usagent]

You are very handsome to me <3 how are you doing lately John? Anything fun going on?

-🌕

Well, thanks. I am pretty damn handsome. I've been doing fine. Can't be more to said about working hard and being annoyed by my team.

[nuketownsys-writings]

Taking a small break from writing Walker while being paranoid about the whole new war starting, I promise we'll be back to writing him soon enough. In the meantime, we'll be using our escapism via the new marvel oc. the combination of our two fixations is the only way to fix this

[official-usagent]

\\ If anyone needs a john to lust over in the meantime lol //

[official-usagent]

*hands you a really cool looking stick and a rock shaped like a dinosaur*

…Thanks?

*He accepts them both.*

Mikey would probably like these more then me though.

[official-usagent]

Reminder that with the current Iran situation, you are going to see a lot more military recruiters in your schools.

Their promises are false and they will say anything to get you to sign up for the military.

Things they will promise you that they cannot actually keep:

- Location of where you will be deployed.

- Position you will work.

- Signing bonuses.

- You can quit any time.

- You will not be deployed.

- You’ll get free housing, healthcare, and food.

All things that they have absolutely no control over, and yet will openly promise you.

Recruiters are also trained to inflate your ego. They will tell you that you are “special” or “a genius” and will promise you logistics jobs that they cannot fulfill.

Recruiters are not your friends.

[official-usagent]

don’t you think it’s irresponsible to be an avenger while you’re a parent?

I can beat the shit out of nazis while also being a parent.

Hell, anyone could.

[justbob-notbobby]

Can I kill that guy

[official-usagent]

Bobby, no.

*Squirts you with a spray bottle*

[official-usagent]

don’t you think it’s irresponsible to be an avenger while you’re a parent?

I can beat the shit out of nazis while also being a parent.

Hell, anyone could.

[mrsducky]

And then I have these little, Widow...bite things. Yeah, yeah. I—I remember.

[justbob-notbobby]

Where is my husband I need to be kissed on the head

[official-usagent]

*Three smooches on the forehead.*

[justbob-notbobby]

We're going to sleep. Get your ass in bed

[official-usagent]

We? It’s 16:00, Bobby. I have work to do.

[justbob-notbobby]

Can't you do it in bed?:((

[official-usagent]

....Fine. Come up here.

[justbob-notbobby]

HELL YEAH WE KEEP WINNING

Your room?

[official-usagent]

Yeah. I already know your bed is covered in laundry.

[justbob-notbobby]

Where is my husband I need to be kissed on the head

[official-usagent]

*Three smooches on the forehead.*

[justbob-notbobby]

We're going to sleep. Get your ass in bed

[official-usagent]

We? It’s 16:00, Bobby. I have work to do.

[justbob-notbobby]

Can't you do it in bed?:((

[official-usagent]

....Fine. Come up here.

[justbob-notbobby]

Where is my husband I need to be kissed on the head

[official-usagent]

*Three smooches on the forehead.*

[justbob-notbobby]

We're going to sleep. Get your ass in bed

[official-usagent]

We? It’s 16:00, Bobby. I have work to do.

[justbob-notbobby]

Where is my husband I need to be kissed on the head

[official-usagent]

*Three smooches on the forehead.*