#ask roxy lalonde

[tipsygnostalgicasks]

who is your favorite wizard........ EVER...

oh u kno

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@asktheknightofblood

TG: :3c hiya karkat!

[daily-roxy-lalonde]

If you're Roxy... And I'm Roxy... WHO'S DRIVING THE LALONDE?

Bonus

[tipsygnostalgicasks]

hi dirk! imagine you are in a room quickly filling up with water. in a cage on your left is cal. on the right is roxy. no matter what you do the auto responder will survive btw. what is your plan?

Mmmm. That's a real tough one.

Out of the options I've been given, the best possible one here would be-

*KSST*

AHGH. hah. okya. were badck.

[ROXY LALONDE is now re-available for asks.] [DIRK STRIDER is no longer available for asks.]

[tipsygnostalgicasks]

hey roxy check this oute hands u a buge

buge...................................

[tipsygnostalgicasks]

ever hthink ahout gendre ✨?

whore they

[tipsygnostalgicasks]

Opion on Dirk strider

oh booooy here we go

whaaaaat can you say abt di stri. a lot actually LOl out of all the people i kno (which isdnt many) hges absolutely the...... weridest tio say the least hes liek that one stray cat that like follows around someone @ like. a bodega or smth. hes got thaty mysticue

butt also like...... its not alwahs in th beeest way. lke i get messages from janey andjake sometims bein like "hey why is dirk bein all weird whats goin on" and i gotta explain that hes just kinda like that a ot and its just.

. . .

...but hes still a good guy despite the. Issues:tm:.

i mean. we babsically grew up 2gether

[tipsygnostalgicasks]

what do you think of janey?