#ask rwby

[ask-mute-icecream]

insert pun here

confused mute noises

[ask-the-grimm-momma]

“Sooo are you like the original big tiddy goth gf?” (ArcPaladin-Jaune)

“No no Mr. Arc, you misunderstand.”

“I wasn’t the original big tiddy goth gf, I was the original big tiddy goth wife.”

[ask-qrow-branwen]

"ruby, i need to tell you something."

@ask-little-red

[arcpaladin-jaune]

What would you do if Ruby turned out to be a vampire?

“Still love and support her...then question if she’s one of those vampires that survive off chocolate...”

((If you get that reference then we have the same bad taste in webcomics.))

[shotgun-boots]

Oscar: Um how do you um well uh girls?

“Say no more kid, by the time we’re through you’ll have girls eating out the palm of your hand.” Mercury patted Oscar on the back as they went through a crash course on flirting, what to do and not to do on dates, how to read body language, how to read a body, how to respect boundaries, and how not to be a creep.

“Alright Oscar you’re ready, to forth and make me proud.” Mercury said as he leaned back on a fake tree in a mall.

“Aye aye sir.” Oscar ran off and soon found a purple haired girl around his age and seemed to hit it off well with her. She laughed, found him charming, and even exchange numbers with him

“That kid is gonna go far.” Mercury chuckled feeling what felt like...brotherly pride. “Huh so that’s what that feels like.”

[santa-schnee]

Which of your three grandchildren do you think would make the best leader of your company?

“Main little Weiss, she has a good head on her shoulders, and when she cares about something or someone she gives her all for them. I founded the SDC because I cared and believed in Atlas being better than the poor kingdom we were forged from, and I see so much of that drive in Weiss now.”

[ask-your-goddess]

"owo"

[askweisssenpai-blog]

Her Majesty and her Knight (And her Guard Dog)

Honestly, this could be better but it was taking too much time and I was getting bored with it so here! I might as well put it up before I never finish it.