ask-salgant replied to your post: If the Olympics were held in Arda, you would get a gold medal for the most noxious fart ever passed from an elf.
Ha! I was once accused of holding such a record. For you to win this award is… well, your naneth must be proud.
I could not help it. That dessert they call ice cream was far too scrumptious! I was about to tell Anarin I couldn't but how could I resist? I certainly cannot resist him.
But my talents could certainly never match up to yours!












