#ask sero

[askmurderplier]

She stares at the door for a few minutes embarrassed. Questioning her methods and wishing she never upset the man.

Hey, I’m sorry about my introduction. I was just trying to intimidate you. you see I’m not an officer but I do work for a detective. He wanted me to see if I could get anything out of you. As you can tell my methods need uh work. But I told him I didn’t think you’re guilty of anything. He’s very determined though but uh…..I’d still like to get to know you someday….she blushed regretting that last part.

I mean….I know your busy I’ll go. I’ll tell my boss there was no signs you did anything.

"Appreciated." Is the last thing heard from the other side of the door. He's already packing things up to leave though. Detective or not, his safe house is no longer safe and he and Finch need to move- ...damn... his poor pigeons. Oh well. They'll be fine. There's no more response from his end, even if she yells and knocks. He's got stuff to do.

[sero-to-100]

Hey Sero, what are your top three starter Pokémon?

Yo! Oh jeez, that’s a tough one, Anon💦Do you mean one generation set or can I mix and match? Ahh I’ll do both!

I’ll mix and match first, I think my favorite little starter pokemon would be totodile! They always seem like such happy little fellas and always have that toothy grin!

My second favorite starter choice would be Litten! Because who wouldn’t want an explosive little grumpy cat to hang out with…sounds familiar though.

hmmm I think my third favorite starter would probably be Bulbasaur. He’s a cool little dinosaur with a plant on his back, not to mention his vine whip attack is pretty cool.

Buuut if I had to pick a made set of starters I’d have to go with, Litten, Rowlet and Popplio! I think they are such a fun combination but Cydequil, Totodile and Chikorita are a very close second.

Thank you for the question, Anon! And no matter what, we always have our pikachu

[askmurderplier]

Oh no, I didn’t set you up. I mean I could get a good reward of money from turning you in….I mean I wouldn’t do that…..heh….I just don’t think I’m ready for this. Didn’t expect you to be so….uh (slowly backs away) brutal. We’re still cool though?

-K

He's slowly pacing forward keeping the distance between them the exact same, eyes fixed from behind glasses. "Cool? Oh but of course! Why wouldn't we be! It's not like I've had to hide and lay low til the cops get off my back, not like I'm currently stuck in a run down shack of a safe house that has no running water or electricity, not like I gotta sneak around to go get food from the local pizza place in disguise nononono ahahha- Don't be so silly.... " His right hand slowly dips into a pocket, a small black slender knife pulled from it and wafted around in his flourished gestures. "Of course we're cool. Cool as a cucumber" there's an undertone of a growl in his voice now. "I know you didn't set me up, or call the cops. nono, that'd just be down right silly! Why... dare I say...." He's backed them up all the way to the wall now. "That would be...... Suicide." The knife gets held up in more of a threatening brandish. "And you? You're too clever to make THAT kind of choice now.... aren't you? .... Or.... Did I get the wrong impression?"

[askmurderplier]

Ask me or whatever

Heeey shh Look ok I know ye got some questions after all that mess But lets keep it between you n me

[askmurderplier]

Alright kid-

Here’s the plan! 

There’s a spot downtown, we’re gonna getcha ya first tonight! It’s the last thing they’ll be expectin!  So, get yer gear. Remember ya gloves! 

But uh- I should get a bit more info from ya first, I know we just got you inta this so- 

You got a fancy name fer yaself yet? 

As you know mine’s Sero (Short for Serotonin, hence the pin ya know?)  And what’re ya gonna be using? Knife? Axe? Gun? Whatcha got? Cmon ye can tell me kid, we’re partners after all!

OOC: Hello! This is a new ask blog based on Killer!Mark from ISWM that I’ve fondly dubbed Sero/Tony after the Serotonin pin he wears on his lapel.  Feel free to send any asks ya like! He’s a little dark themed but I’ll leave out the gorey details or at least tag them.  So let me hear your captain/killer sonas!

[askmurderplier]

Oh ah…I promise I didn’t call the cops! I didn’t realize how much of a struggle this job was for you and laying low from everything. I mean if you didn’t murder people in the first pla- uh I mean…Let’s just put the knife away so I can be on my way…..

-K

"On your way? Leaving so soon? Why would you want to leave you just got here? And we're having such a nice time getting to know each other" The knife gets held up around their eye. "and I'd hate for you to leave without a parting...gift...." That smile on his face, as handsome and charming as it was horrifying....

[askmurderplier]

Finch does the hip bump thing to get the door open as she gets back, the smell of burgers and fries entering with her. "Got the food Boss man! I got your usual burger, and about..." She checks the bags quickly. "..five large orders of Smiley Fries... i got double ketchup too." - Finch

"I-Why would you get 5 large orders of smiley-.... That's so many... Finchy-the hell... .eh its fine. Can toss em to the pigeons if anything.."

[askmurderplier]

How's the murder business going?

Wh- ah- What ever do you meeeeeeEEeeean! ahahahahaa murder business? What do you take me fo- Are you a cop? ahaha Murder business! Check this one out! nonononono no murder here not at allll! I'm a cryptid Enthusiast! A paranormal Investigator! Perhaps you've seen my documentary on The Drowned Man? ahaha- murder So silly How the fuck did cops find me so fast?