#ask theorie

[crowtheorie]

I’M SICK AND I BLAME IT ON YOU 🫵🫵

GAY BITCH HOW DARE YOU

(/silly)

HEY HEY HEYY WOHAAHHHHH IM NOT CURSING TOU TO SICKNESS ON PURPOSE I SQEAR MY NOT ON PURPOSE

[crowtheorie]

I was gonna send an ask abt u being a wof fan too but WTF IS THAT ON THE ASK BOX

WHAT

AINT NO BABIES HERE

CONGRATULATIONS!!! ITS A GIRL!! What do you wanna name her cause youre her parent now

[crowtheorie]

WAHHH WAHHH (I’m the baby that was pushed out)

No no shhhh SOMEONE COME COLLECT THEIR CHILD!!!!!

*wraps you in a towel and ships you to China*

[crowtheorie]

Okay I got a game where there's a bunch of random questions to ask your friends, and it's a whole thing but fuck the rules, I'm just gonna grab one and ask you. Ahem:

What object did you most recently break?

the shower i think or the lawnmover

[crowtheorie]

hola

uhh

how is u mootie :333

:D

>:3

feeling like EVIL MOOTIE

[crowtheorie]

Hello diva what if your favourite shade of your favourite colour and be SPECIFIC

#FDB5E6 ehe 💕 piiinkk :3

[crowtheorie]

Just found this while searching about Wheatley

His tongue is so big, wha—

And I'm here showing this to ya since you like him

WHETALEHYY YWHEATLEY YWHEATELYWHYH HELLO HSUABDNDD HELLO OGORGEOSUSUSS Heyyyyy cutieee wyddd u come here often lil blue man?

[crowtheorie]

hes UGLY