“YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, MOTHERFUCKER? I’ll have you FUCKING know I’ve fucking set the World Record for ‘Through the Fire and Flames’ in Guitar Hero 3 with a perfect motherfucking score, BLINDFOLDED, and I’ve participated in hundreds of gaming tournaments worldwide! I am trained in the arts of Civilization strategy and I’m the top Sniper in the entire TF2 fan-fucking-base. You’re nothing to me but another headshot waiting to happen. I will take you out with a 360noscope unlike ever seen before on this shit-arse planet, don’t you fucking FORGET! You think you can get away with calling me a filthy goddamn casual? Think twice, fucker. As I am carving these words into the face of the goddamn internet, I am setting up my loadout and pinpointing your location on the world map, so you better be ready for a bad time. You’re going to be wrekt, buddy. I’m everywhere and nowhere, and can purify you in over 9000 ways, just with my goddamn flicky ghost tail alone. Not only am I a black belt in the arts of Competences, I have access to the CEOs of many brands worldwide, which will ensure you will never get to enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew or Doritos ever again. If only you could have known the hell that will now leash upon you for your smartass comment, maybe you would have let go, but you fucking didn’t. You didn’t, and now you’re gonna have to pay. I will unleash the might of the goddamn storm of punches upon you. See you in hell”.
