#askderpy

[asksillyderpyixx]

"Mamma!" -Da foals first words yay!

they went on a killing spree together . .

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Let's dance boys

Party!

[asksillyderpyixx]

PURPLE PONY.

i seen this stupid purple mare in my red dream bubbles again . . she was so beautiful . . she was a pegasus too but her wings were colored . . she said her name was De... somethin somethin . . it's like she takes over my dreams or something . . i won't worry too much about it . i need to find derpy now . LIKE NOW .

• MISS RED.

[asksillyderpyixx]

"I'm free this valentine. I suppose it doesn't interest you."

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH.

you know ever since our divorce , youve been so ignorantttt .

of course I'm interested , amor .

[asksillyderpyixx]

"I do not take intrusions into my domain lightly, not when they might provide me a temporary relief from my agony... So, you've the attention of a forbidden outer goddess~ Amuse me."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGA.

your'e funny , "goddess."

ya' ain't so bad after all , IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WAS SOME DUMBASS.

[asksillyderpyixx]

hows miss red doing?

if i don't find her .

im gonna die .

ill be a sacrifice for that cult .

if only they were still here .

[asksillyderpyixx]

Catch her!

derpy is in a state of highness and hallucination .

asks will be handled by miss red now.

[asksillyderpyixx]

Having had a tad to drink, she figured it was a great idea to pop in. "It's your turn to raise a foal, here have this one. *Hic*", she'd blurb out between sips, before leaving the mentioned foal in a bundle before either one of them and just up and disappearing right after. Job done.

HOLYSHITHOLYSHITSHITFUCKFUCKSHIT ITS A FOAL