#askhelga

[thehelgapataki]

Do you have any favorite music genres in particular?

Let’s see; old school 90s rap is a huge one for me, (of course the big names but also specifically Stranj Child and Organized Confusion) I feel like it’s shaped me into who I am today. There’s also that pop punk phase that I got swept into for a while, mostly their stupid romantic singles like Ocean Avenue and anything Boys Like Girls have out. Aaand I have a soft spot for opera. Don’t you dare hold that against me. Slowly I’m leaning to listening to jazz, though….because of someone.

You dweebs can suggest things to listen to, too.

Send in good questions, bucko.

[thehelgapataki]

You wear that pink hair bow everyday despite your aggressive nature because somebody with an odd shaped head told you that it matches your outfit and every time you look in the mirror before going to school it will remind you of him, am I right?

So I may have a soft side. I’m human too. What’s it to ya.

[thehelgapataki]

Hello Helga, what career can you probably see yourself having?

Well that aptitude test showed me I could be anything, so since then I haven’t been stressing too hard.

Besides, it’s summer!

Oh. And change the username, kid.

[thehelgapataki]

Hey Helga, do you like rap music?

DOI. It’s basically aggressive poetry! Why wouldn’t I be into that?

[thehelgapataki]

Sup dweebs. Arnold and I took an unfair hiatus.

Sorry. We'll be back soon enough, though. (Maybe him, sooner than I.)

[thehelgapataki]

Hey Helga, the last few times I've gone to the library I swear I see a Brainy there. Maybe not your Brainy, but I constantly catch him staring at me, he seems to be everywhere, and last time was probably the second time I've caught him breathing down my neck while I check out my books. Would you say that from now on it's acceptable to punch him in the face or should I try telling him to bug off a few more times, not that it's done any good.

It's always acceptable to punch a Brainy in the face. I actually go around on twitter advising this, in case people are on the fence about the subject.

Examples: x - x - x

[thehelgapataki]

I'm in love with someone myself. I have a question though. Everyone can see he feels the same for me. But he insists he only likes me as a friend. My question is, what do I do? Do I wait? Do I move on? I'm so confused.

I feel like you should wait, but maybe I'm just biased. Really sorry that this answer is pretty late though.

Anyway, I feel like that if he at least exhibits signs of reciprocation although without knowledge of it, there's something there. There will come a point where you will feel like enough is enough and that will be when you should have an ultimatum, and re-approach him on the subject.

[thehelgapataki]

What would be your ideal day spent with the love of your life?

I'm a romantic sap, so maybe some simple, yet meaningful things. A morning taking in the scenic view of the beach, an afternoon at a busy street-corner cafe, and an evening strolling the streets of the city.

Maybe a few hours at an arcade, tag-teaming it up to beat a few lowlifes. You know, the usual lovey dovey crap.