#askkhamul

[releasetheprisoners]

ask-khamul answered: BOTH?? No if we have to rank I think he’s more disturbed imagining Gothmog doing the do with a Maia who has changeable anatomy. I mean at least he doesn’t have to wonder who was on top but– some mysteries are better left unsolved D:

X3

... Well, IF it helps, Gothmog IS played by the same guy who played Lurtz. So... I Sort of headcanon Gothers as having a similar body-build, if a bit... Lumpy?

[releasetheprisoners]

@ask-khamul

#omg that's actually a weird mental image#khamul stahp you're weirding yourself out

... But which is weirder? Trying to imagine how Maia Anatomy works? Or the fact that Gothmog did the do with a Maia?

[releasetheprisoners]

YOU HEAR THAT, JI? FROM THIS POINT ONWARD, THE NINE SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE “NANNY NAZGÛL”

[releasetheprisoners]

Khamûl did not often partake in idle gossip, but there had been whispers spreading (from his favorite source for idle gossip among the Nine) and his curiosity had officially been piqued. "Rumor has it that you managed to impregnate an Ainu, Lieutenant."

“Shh! Not so loud! I don’t want word spreading about that!” The Orc looked over his shoulder, before leaning close toward the Wraith.

“It is true…”

[putrid-tongue-archived-blog]

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//I feel like the skewed results are because some of the questions don't necessarily fit the characters. Like Ossë got lawful results because he didn't care about money and half the questions dealt with getting rich so he kept passing, lol.

Yeah indeed. The questions did not have as much variety, sadly. Would be better if they were more generalized. I always judged Mordu as lawful evil to be honest haha. 

[releasetheprisoners]

@ask-khamul

“My Lord...” The Lieutenant bowed before the Wraith. “Is there anything you require of me?”

[uvatha]

BelMun: khamul's just jealous because he gets punched in the throat when he tries to get near the naked elves

BelMun: and uvatha is caressed

VathaMun: oh that Khamul. He's also jealous because Uvatha is the hot one.

BelMun: XD

VathaMun: and the furriest one, probably

BelMun: >.> bel made a face

VathaMun: awww, but i thought she liked wild animals. ;)

VathaMun: I bet Orome is hairy

BelMun: she likes wild animals, but not like that

BelMun: she likes stretching out on furs

VathaMun: she can stretch out on his fur baby

BelMun: but this is an odd bleed over and she's not sure if its good

BelMun: lmao

VathaMun: aw, baby, you want me to wax my chest for you? ;)

BelMun: lmfao now that'd be a sight

BelMun: beru helping uvatha wax his chest for an elf and mur being SO confused on the side

VathaMun: OH MY GOD THAT IMAGE THOUGH

VathaMun: Beru helping Uvatha wax his chest.

VathaMun: And Mur over in the corner just not knowing what to do.

VathaMun: And for an ELF.

BelMun: YES

BelMun: the for an elf part being the "WHY"

VathaMun: "Have you looked at her lately? Her legs go all the way up!"

VathaMun: And Mur just...can't

BelMun: "up where? all legs go to that junction"

[beruthielthequeen]

☼ (from Khamul)

Berúthiel woke feeling as though she'd been trodden on by a mûmak, her whole body aching and her eyes foggy and dry. "Uhhhh," she moaned, half-coherently. "How much rum did I drink?"

Rolling to her side, she found Khamul laying beside her, propped up on one elbow and grinning down at her. "Naîkhê," she swore. "What did we, uh, do?"