#askmelpancrew

[askmelpancrew]

"Ah- Is this thing working?

Aha! There it goes!"

"Hello people of Tumblr! I'm Melvin but you can call me whatever you'd like! A few kids were telling me that I'd find some fun things on here so I decided to join! I hope you're all having a wonderful day!" :D

* Melvinpporg has entered the blog

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What does Melvin think of the other children?Is he close to any particular people?

"I think everyone's great!!"

"They've all been super nice since, eh, older me arrived!! I think they like me! I've been getting somme uh, gifts too :) It's very nice!

I think I'm closest with George and Harold! They hang around, uh, a bunch, so I think they like me!"

"..."

"Yeah,, they definitely do,,"

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For future and past Melvin, have you ever met any bullies? If so, what did they do to you?

"Well,, some of the kids are mean, but, duh, I don't think they're 'bullies'- maybe, um, misunderstood?"

"I don't,, want to think bad stuff about people. That's more mean. Uh- at least I think so.

ah- sorry- to be clear, um, no, I've never met any bullies."

",, Hey Melvin, could you step outside with Miss Anthrope for a moment? I can't, ah, speak about future events with you here."

"Oh- Yea, sure!"

[The office door opens and closes off screen]

",, Okay- To answer your question, nearly all the kids here are bullies. I'm,, sadly not exaggerating. I don't want to tell younger me because I've experienced what he's experiencing- he doesn't need to know unless absolutely necessary.

,, I just hope that never happens."

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Hamnog.

"Hamnog?"

"You mean that disgusting traditional Christmas drink? Ew :/"

"We've been, um, saving eggnog since they uh, stopped making it for hamnog :("

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In your childhood (or in your younger self's case, the present) did you ever see a...version...of george and harold who seemed to have swapped clothes and were nicer?

"I,, actually don't know."

"That sounds familiar but it also doesn't? I could've forgotten after the incident but I'm not too sure either wa-"

"I remember that!!!"

"Oh- Hello Melvin! I didn't notice you came in ^^"

"Hi me! Uh, but yeah! I remember that! I think it might've been a, duh, prank? I'm not too sure, but, uh, I remember that happening :) Maybe they were trying to um, look alike to trick someone!"

"That,, sounds about right."

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*sniffles* 🥺 Can I have hug?

"Of course! Hugs are my self proclaimed specialty!"

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Hey Porg! Is there anything that you and your young self are deeply afraid of?

"Uhm.. Well, we are afraid of dark places. Not in the sense of 'scared of the dark', moreso 'what could be in the dark'.

I have my own fear I developed after my younger years, but I'm not comfortable talking about that one."

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*a rat falls from the ceiling vent and plops down onto the desk* ow, my head *raises a paw and runs their head* oh uh, hey -🐀

".. Uhh, hello- small creature,"