Melvinpporg

🌟 An ask blog for a very silly cyborg 🌟 Mod Notes are in red :] 🌟

[askmelpancrew]

Now that present and future Melvin are both here, are you two going to do anything special together?

"Not sure, depends on when he gets back from class—"

"HELLO I AM BACK FROM CLASS!!!"

"Oh! Hello me" :]

[askmelpancrew]

Hi melvinpporg!!You're so cool!!If I saw you in real life,I'd put stickers on you,I have one sticker that reminds me of you,it's a star and it would look so cool on you!!☆☆☆

"Aww, you all are very sweet. I'd absolutely cherish a sticker if you gave me one. And I would like to say I think you're very cool yourself!" <3

[askmelpancrew]

what kind of music do you like?

"This might sound silly, but I actually really like the death metal genre! Also up-beat music, anything that's considered, uh, 'groovy'? I think that's the word, I'm not- not really sure what's relevant during this time, my memory isn't the best." ^^"

[askmelpancrew]

"Oh thank cheesus! I promise I won't chew any holea sir!" -🐁

"Well thank you for being respectful little mouse!" ^^

[askmelpancrew]

They growl at the two boys as they leave then turn back to porg "it's no problem, they actually burned the dying part off so, they kinda helped. I assume your the principal of this school?"

"Well I'm- I'm glad no harm was done.

And yes, I am the principal. Just recently became the principal here actually." ^^

[crunchyst4r]

what a funny guy!

[askmelpancrew]

Heyyy Porg! How are you?

"Not the best considering my students just got caught destroying property-

[Sighs]. I'm alright."

[askmelpancrew]

"hai :) I live in woods near by and found these two trying to set one of my flower bushes on fire, are they yours? " I hold up George and Harold by the collar of their shirts

"... Yes, they.. are part of our school."

"Hey, bugs for brains." >:]

"Harold please behave, you are in serious trouble."

"You think we're going to listen to you?"

"Truthfully, no. I don't."

"There's one smart thought from you."

".. Please just- go to your class, I'll sort out your punishments later."

[ George and Harold leave while snickering, Melvinpporg looks at the asker ]

"I apologize for their behavior, I'll.. better attempt to keep them on school grounds."

[askmelpancrew]

The rat looks around "huh, looks a lot nicer from here. So uh," they look at porg " y-your not gonna call the exterminator on me, are ya? " -🐁

"No no, of course not! You're sentient from what I can tell, that would be rude of me!

Just don't chew any holes in anything and it'll be fine!" ^^

[askmelpancrew]

this isn’t a question but I think you’re very fun and silly!!!!!

"Aww, thank you! I'm flattered, truly.

I, don't think I've ever been called fun before. I think that's because I follow the rules though, most of these kids don't like to do that" ^^"

[metamorphesque]

— Heaven, Mieko Kawakami

[text ID: I knew that it was cruel to be so optimistic, but, in my solitude, I couldn't resist the urge and spent entire days basking in idiotic fantasies, sometimes verging on prayer.]

[scalygems]

Cleaned his enclosure today and he was nay happy 🥲

[askmelpancrew]

*sniffles* 🥺 Can I have hug?

"Of course! Hugs are my self proclaimed specialty!"

[askmelpancrew]

Hey Porg! Is there anything that you and your young self are deeply afraid of?

"Uhm.. Well, we are afraid of dark places. Not in the sense of 'scared of the dark', moreso 'what could be in the dark'.

I have my own fear I developed after my younger years, but I'm not comfortable talking about that one."

[askmelpancrew]

*a rat falls from the ceiling vent and plops down onto the desk* ow, my head *raises a paw and runs their head* oh uh, hey -🐀

".. Uhh, hello- small creature,"

[askmelpancrew]

Do the stars on your robotic arm turn into any self defence weapon? Like when you need them for attack would they shoot out of your arm and return after the attack is finished?

".. Well I don't have that ability yet,"

[He pulls out a screwdriver]

[askmelpancrew]

May I introduce you and younger you to my rats? I'm sure they'll love you! Specially if you give 'em a blueberry-🐀

"Yes, you may! All your pets sound very lovely, I'm sure young me would love to meet them as well!

Also I'm personally a fan of strawberrys, but I don't mind a good blueberry as well!"