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Both: Captain Falcon.

Robyn: Seems like he's become a rival of ours.

Robin: Yes, and as much as I hate to admit it he's a pretty fierce opponent.

Robyn: We have to watch our backs with this one. We could be in for one of the most difficult battles of our lives when we face this one.

Robin: Although he might be one our toughest foes, we've accepted it, and are taking the necessary precautions and making preparations to deal with this evil.

Robyn: Indeed Robin. Wish us luck come September this battle could be waged any day.

Robin: But don't worry Robyn and I won't give up.

Robyn: Right. we will fight to the end, no matter what.

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Captain Falcon: Hmhmhm.. fools. *turns around, and walks away*

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(Note: Hey do you guys mind if I refer to Male Robin as {Robin} and Female Robin as {Robyn} just to differentiate between the two solely for the sake of their asks that come in? If enough of you do mind, I will stop though.)

Robin: Haha thanks for the compliment my friend, we try.

Robyn: Lol, but we didn't snag Chrom's spot on the Roster... How should I but this... Captain Falcon...

Robin: Eliminated him from the roster.

Robyn: Yeah, if that's what you want to call it. I remember the scene like it was yesterday.

Robin: You see actually all four of us were up for a roster spot. Lucina, Chrom, Robyn, and I. However, when we started filming our reveal trailer. Chrom started off in the arena following his script and everything when...

Robyn: All of a sudden Captain Falcon jumped in and Falcon Punched Chrom out of NO WHERE! It was crazy. The script went out the window and after that everything was unscripted. I couldn't believe the directors kept filming. Lucina lashed out at Captain Falcon and started attacking.

*Flashback: Falcon.. PUNCH! *Another voice heard from the background* "Jiggly, Jiggly" Translation: End him! Finish him nowww!"*

Robin: I thought she could handle it alone but this Captain Falcon turned out to be a unbelievably powerful foe. So I decided to jump in and help her. Then...

Robyn: They know what happened next thanks. Long story short after that scene Chrom suffered some terrible injuries. He was cut and no longer considered for the roster. The devs seeing he wouldn't be fit for real battle before the game release.

Robin: So instead, after lots of pleading and trying to convince the devs he was all healed up and ready to go. Being his friends we requested they add him to our Final Smash.

Robyn: Chrom isn't upset with us for taking a spot. Although we believe he may be pretty mad at Captain Falcon. Hope that answers your question friend :)

Chrom: No.. ehh... Really I'm ready to go...

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Steph: But you're not even my real da--

Bruce: Three weeks.

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The nineties was a scary time for fashion.

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For those of you new to the scene, Steph and Jay are the resident "Tease Everyone (and by everyone we mean Tim)" club.

Also, Tim is a giant dork and that is why we at Ask Robins love him.

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With a bonus dancing Kon!

Impulse WAS on drums...

but that lasted all of five seconds. A new record!

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Tim helped with the programming on this one

Honestly it would have been better if they made a Dick/Jay or Tim/Steph robot instead, but then the Jayson one would be constantly backflipping and making terrible puns, and the TimSteph one would be overanalyzing things and punching everyone in the face.

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