#asks!!-

[mikakuna]

babygirl jason todd they could never make me hate you. no one will ever convince me that jason todd is ugly. that's willis' little prince, you know he inherited his dad's good looks, and we know willis was pulling badass stunning women.

I just imagine a scenario where jason is with the bats, could be a gala or some civilian something, and they are all joking about looks and who can flirt and get more numbers and what not, and they're gonna make jason the butt of the joke as per usual, except a devastingly handsome, slightly older man approaches and is very VERY clearly interested in jason and ONLY jason. he isn't creepy or pushy, just earnest and whole heartedly smitten with jason.

and maybe they expect the man to receive a mean quip or a swift rejection. but instead, to their utter suprise, jason just blushes, really soft and gentle and takes the number handed to him on a slip of paper, batting his eyelashes and tucking a little curl behind his ear.

and all the bats are shocked, thats not at all what they were expected. And the thing is, IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

a middle aged woman, a young new CEO, a silver fox with a smooth accent, keep approaching jason throughout the night, with either hungry or starstruck eyes.

roaming over inky, bouncing curls, high cheekbones and clear skin, broad shoulders, supple chest, tiny waist, stunning ass and legs. just jason being devastingly attractive and people wanting him, and making it known. and jason just being overwhelmed and flattered but soaking it in.

YEAAAAA DEVASTATINGLY ATTRACTIVE JASON TODD

i think about this jason A LOT. he is the baby girl. willis calling him his prince was so stinking cute 😭 and YES. there is no way jason isn't canonically attractive considering willis' play.

I LOVEEEE YOUR DESCRIPTIONS

i always enjoy thinking about jason getting suitors and nobody expecting it (he doesn't either). and they're always so hot and so much older. jason strictly going for older people has to be my fav hc even tho it's also pretty canon LOL he loves him some pseudo parental figures that remind him of his mommy daddy issues

jason's reactions <3 he most definitely blushes all sweet and timid when someone earnestly compliments/flirts with him. thank you so much for this anon but now i want more :/

[mikakuna]

jason todd purrs. send ask

KITTY OMEGA JASONNNN !!!!!!!!!!

he purrs when he's happy and content but doesn't realize most of the time so everyone who's nearby when he purrs has to pretend like it isn't happening or else he'll never do it again. yes their limbs hurt from staying frozen with jason in their lap no they will not be moving!

[mikakuna]

i keep thinking about your pretty boy jason and idk if its actually canon (cause idgaf about bruce THAT much in all honesty) but people say jason looks like bruce, and if he does,,, wasted potential.

definitely not capitalizing on it enough. cause people like to hc that bruce looks like martha, in those cases jason looking like bruce inevitably means he looks like martha.

and, my own person hc is that jason is a little more feminine in his looks (longer lashes, rounder cheeks, poutier lips etc etc), so looking like martha even more prominent

that means in the end, what you could potentially get, is bruce beating his son half to death, and laying there, instead of jason (his son, which is already fucked up), its his dying mother all over again, but this time, he’s not a bystander or a victim, he’s on the other side of the gun.

like it’s right there,,,

YOUVE KILLED ME ANON

omg. i love everything about this and i regret being so late to answering. i also love a jason who presents more feminine in certain features!!!

i've never seen anyone say jason looks like martha but now i'm IN LOVEEEE with this headcanon. i agree about the bruce thing LOL i personally dislike jason looking like bruce 👎 but MARTHA? i love him looking like willis too but that's unrelated.

THAT ENDDDD UGHHHHH yes yes yes. i need bruce stumbling back after the fog has lifted and the rage has lessened. i need him seeing his jaybaby crumpled on the ground, bleeding and bruised and broken. i need him looking at his trembling fists and realizing this is all his fault; that he did this to his son.

and then when he looks back down at jason, he just sees his mama instead. his mama who lay folded over his papa, long lashes dusting over her increasingly pale cheeks-- full lips cracking and peeling. blood seeping into her clothes and running a trail towards his feet.

he doesn't even realize roy showed up to save jason until he's being shoved back by an arrow. and bruce is waiting, he's waiting and pleading for his mama's face to disappear and for him to see jason again but it doesn't happen.

all he can see is his mama, unconscious and limp in roy harper's arms.

[mikakuna]

I’m pretty sure you’ve said this exactly, but I love the idea of Jason being smaller (and younger-looking) than expected when out of costume. Like he’s still tall and muscular, but he’s leaner and has curves that aren’t highlighted when he’s dressed as Red Hood because any and all space is used for additional padding and armour. He hides in his jacket. His boots add like 4 inches to his height, and his helmet appears far more angular than his face actually is (he has round, chubby cheeks, biteability 10/10). He’s such a cutie patootie that he has to be dressed as Red Hood with every inch of his skin covered up, because otherwise it’s game over. No more successful physical intimidation. Everyone within a 20 mile radius is either hitting on him or making heart eyes at him. They’re doing that anyways.

I AM GOING TO KISS YOU ANON! i adore this with my entire heart omg. anything related to jason shocking people when he's out of the suit is my JAMMMM

him being curvy (canon) is so chefs kiss

this kinda relates to my headcanons about arkham knight jason making his armour larger than he really is to make him feel like he has more power (due to joker taking it away from him). but absolutely red hood jason uses additional padding and gives himself extra height with his cunty gigantic leather boots omg. yes the pit healed his stunted height but not enough to satisfy him (he has a vision of what he's supposed to look like, okay?!)

+ him using a voice modulator to sound deep and scary, meanwhile his voice out of the helmet is embarrassingly a little high pitched and cracks way too much (#stuntedpuberty)

BITEABLE CHEEKS!!!! HE HAS A CHUBBY FACE!!!! everyone wants to pinch him. the sight of him looking back at them with flushed, pinch-swollen cheeks, pouting lips, and a flustered, wet glare is enough to make their legs wobble

HAJDKD OMG jason having to be suited up/completely covered because if he shows even a bit of his face, he has bad guys he's trying to subdue now flirting with him. it most definitely started with black mask. i firmly believe red hood is a favourite amongst the redeemable villains and goons. they get so excited to see him strut their way as if he isn't about to toss them in prison or put a bullet through their heads. it's even better if jason unintentionally flirts back because he doesn't realize he's speaking like the domme in every man's wet dream

jason, tying up a goon's wrists: i thought you said you were changing your ways, kenny. i'm hurt that you lied to me. what would your mama say about you being such a bad boy, hm?

he thinks he succeeded in intimidating all the goons when they just immediately go silent. he is so proud of himself. meanwhile they all got shocked into an erection and now they can't speak because if they open their mouths they'll moan

thank you for this beautiful message anon i will be feasting on it for the rest of my days <3

[mikakuna]

I think whenever jason feels sad, he should go to a club and just exist there. 20 people hit on him in the span of 5 minutes. from passing comments to actually coming up to him, people are trying to buy him a drink, or putting a hand on his waist to get him to dance. he has no idea why it makes him feel better, no idea why people try to capture his attention, but it works to get him out of a funk. he’s out of there with a small, basically unnoticeable pep in his step.

there’s no pattern the people he attracts too. older people want to engage him in conversation over drinks, younger people want him to dance up on them. he’s so oblivious to the fact that his thighs save lives, the tight fitting shirt he’s wearing leaves nothing to the imagination in the chest area, and he has the plumpest, most kissable lips known to mankind.

he’s just so dangerous in every aspect, and so disconnected from that.

YES TO EVERYTHING HERE !!!!

jason doesn't realize his power but something is boosting his self esteem and he's definitely not gonna complain because he was just sitting on his couch sniffling into his tub of ice cream a few hours earlier.

people will blatantly and explicitly flirt with him and he'll still be thinking dang i'm so mid :/ i'm probably ruining this guy's night :///

meanwhile fourteen different people wanna pound him into the mattress and twelve other people wanna see him choke on their dick (those plump, pouty lips have no business being so enticing)

his thighs do indeed save lives!

[mikakuna]

jason todd with nipple piercings.

SEND TWEET!!!! those fat tits need pretty nipple piercings. i want him with back dimple piercings as well <3 pair all those with a womb tattoo or tramp stamp and we're golden!

[mikakuna]

I hate it when artists draw Jason as a bruce wayne clone, but it does such funny worldbuilding for my interpretation of Willis Todd. Because in my mind, Jason is Willis's Boy. Sure, he's got some stuff from his Mama and you can see a lil of his birth mother, but that's all a lot of his Daddy. And I know Willis had GAME. And if Jason looks like bruce, that means Willis also prolly looked like Bruce. And like,

1) That's funny as fuck. If only Willis had the resources of a better life....

2) Angsty potential of Jaybin post adoption delirious off of something while in the suit and calling an unmasked bruce 'Papa' because he thought Willis was there. bruce does not assume this and thinks, "Aw yiss, the probably abused kid I took after he stole my tires because poor people are terrible parents and (insert more classist bullshit) finally thinks of me as a father, this is great." Meanwhile, Jason is like, "Papa... come back... hugs...."

3) Death mistakes Willis for bruce and brings him back to life because batman can't die yet or some shit

4) bruce and Willis separately enter a bruce wayne lookalike contest and Willis wins while bruce places second.

5) Willis dresses up in a homemade batsuit, breaks into the batcave, and beats up bruce, who lets him just out of sheer confusion while Jason cheers.

Anywho, all in all, I think it could be funny. Because I KNOWWWW in my heart that Willis Todd was one charming motherfucker because how the hell else do you get LADY SHIVA in your phone book???

willis and jason headcanons omg YUM!!! willis looking like bruce is something i've never considered and now i love it 😭

jason seeing his daddy in bruce and getting to keep him in at least some small way even if bruce and willis are totally different. willis was soft and sweet, always calling him baby boy, and hugging jason whenever he could get his hands on him. bruce is a little colder but still loving and he doesn't hug jason that much and jason should be glad because he doesnt wanna replace his daddy but also sometimes he just wants the man who looks like his daddy to hug him and tell him he loves him :(

THE LOOKALIKE CONTEST LMAOAO willis winning that over the actual bruce wayne would make jason LOSE IT omg he's gonna be laughing about this forever

also bruce thinking jason is calling him papa is both heartbreaking and hilarious. the truth should come out during an argument. jason has to witness in real time as this grown ass man wilts like a puppy when he realizes jason wasn't calling him dad

thank you so much for your message anon i'm very late to it but i LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT