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[edgescience]

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[grape-guy-steinbeck]

Twain here, this has probably already been done by one of my coworkers, but I wanted to make my own ask the guild blog because it looks fun. Ask any of us a question and we'll try to answer. NSFW is only welcome to a minor degree, the others might not respond if it's too offensive to Hawthorne's sensitive ears.

[the-guild-of-tyranny-prestige]

Only a Scratch huh?

Sage: *Walks in guildhall with a broken arm and barely a leg*

Skylar:*0-o* Sage! What the hell!

Sage: *Shrug* Tis only a scratch...

Skylar: Where's your leg... -_-

Sage: *Grabs her by the shirt* I said TIs Only a SCratch...

[the-guild-of-tyranny-prestige]

The Bet

Villager: *Sees Rezzy blocking his way* AH!! HEL-

Rezzy: SHhhh..*cups his mouth*

Verity: *Comes up from behind him* It's alright sir, we're just having a friendly bet.

Rezzy: *let's him go*

Villager: ...Oh...uh-what..is it?

Rezzy: OH! I bet that your arms would crack louder than your legs, and Verity bet that your legs would crack louder than your arms.

Verity: Yeah, now just hold still.

Villager: !!!

[the-guild-of-tyranny-prestige]

Verity & Frederick Sparring

Fred: *Grabs Ver's axe and attempts to yank it out her hands*

Ver: "Oh, you want it?" *Let's go*

*Fred would just fall over with the axe laying on his chest*

Ver: *Casually looks down to the half-orc struggling to take off the ax* "Hmm, guess that's a pin..."

Fred: "No...I'm..-just getting started..." *Still on the ground with the axe barely moving*

Ver: · ε · "...ok." *Leaves the Sparring room* "Have fun then..."

Fred: o-O *just laying there on the ground*

[the-guild-of-tyranny-prestige]

KhanKade: Brother, could you at least release my restraints so I can grab some tea... Irrak: *sigh* Very well. *Does so and places a cup of tea infront of him* KhanKade: ah...much better.. Irrak: Now brother, I was thinking abo- KhanKade: *intense tea sip* Irrak: ಠ_ಠ ....about your recent cri- KhanKade: *excessive tea sipping* Irrak: .... Khankade: .... Irrak: About your recent crim- KhanKade: *EXTREME TEA SLURPING*

[the-guild-of-tyranny-prestige]

Frederick: *Doing Fred things*

Nyx: *awkwardly slides in the room* The opposite of fireflys...is waterfalls...

Frederick: *confusion*

Nyx: *awkward staring into his soul*

Frederick: ಠ_ಠ

[the-guild-of-tyranny-prestige]

Nyx: "GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!"

Frederick / Verity / Tu: ?

Nyx: "I just did the most ingenious thing. I finished setting traps all over the place, no need to thank me."

Fred/Ver/Tu: o-O

Fred: Wheerree did you set them...?

Nyx: Oh... Uhhh... *THWANG*

Oh hehehe, there's one...

*Verity and Tu angrily hanging from the ceiling*