welcome to Saturday night crack RP...Jorah and Theon will be your hosts...
Jorah Mormont: YOU'RE NOT BLONDE ENOUGH, THEON
Theon Greyjoy: I'LL DYE MY HAIR! JUST FOR YOU!
Jorah Mormont: .......HMMM.
Theon Greyjoy: BRIGHTER BLONDE THAN JAIME.
Jorah Mormont: ....REEEEALLLLY....
Theon Greyjoy: BRIGHTER BLONDE THAN DANY!
Jorah Mormont: ....THAT ISN'T EVEN POSSIBLE. SHE IS THE BRIGHTEST OF BLONDES. THE BRIGHTEST.
Theon Greyjoy: I WILL MAKE IT POSSIBLE.
Jorah Mormont: I THINK YOU ARE LYING TO ME.
Theon Greyjoy: I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU!
Jorah Mormont: YOU ARE TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS SO YOU CAN CONQUER BEAR ISLAND. YOU WANT MY ISLAND, NOT ME.
Theon Greyjoy: NO! NO! ALL I WANT IS YOU! TRULY!
Jorah Mormont: YEAH I HEARD THAT'S WHAT YOU TOLD ROBB STARK, TOO.
Theon Greyjoy: ..........THIS TIME I MEAN IT.
Jorah Mormont: SORRY, BEAR ISLANDERS DON'T TRUST THE IRONBORN. IT IS KNOWN.
Theon Greyjoy: WHY DO YOU RIP MY HEART OUT LIKE THIS?
Jorah Mormont: I DON'T RIP PEOPLES HEARTS OUT. THAT'S KHAL DROGO. I JUST SLASH THEIR THROATS WHILE LOOKING BOSS. BUT. MY BADASSERY NOTWITHSTANDING, MY HEART BELONGS TO ANOTHER.
Theon Greyjoy: BUT WHAT ABOUT INSIDE YOUR PANTS. CAN THAT BELONG TO ME?
Jorah Mormont: LOOK, KID. I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO SAY THIS, BUT IF ANY GREYJOY'S GETTING IN MY PANTS...IT'S ASHA. NOT YOU.
Theon Greyjoy: ............my existence is useless..........
