#asktheritochampion

[asktheyoungritowarrior]

Master* Revali got onto me from the other side of a mountain and I came back to apologize but I can't seem to find him anywhere...... Does anyone know where he is?

[gargoylesister]

Everyone's throwing everything they've got at Corrupted Revali (@asktheritochampion)! Maybe a different, smaller perspective can shake things up.....?

[askthehyrulean-parliament]

My speech is as follows;

Good residents of Hyrule, I'm certain that, as the most impressive and renowned Champion, I need no introduction.

If you yourself have not stepped from your home into this monster-ridden world and been saved by a handsome feathered hero from the skies, then you have a friend or relative who has.

Trustworthy, dedicated, intelligent and well read, with a hundred+ years of experience in Hyrulian affairs, there are few people more fitting for such a role on the parliament.

Put it this way, if you were not to vote for me, with my wealth of knowledge and talent, it would certainly come across as a slight against the Rito people - and you wouldn't want to come across like that now, would you? We are a minority race in Hyrule, and despite our numbers we deserve a say in the political climate.

Allow me to stand on your behalf, and to represent the good working people of Hyrule - the minority groups, those without royal linage or noble birthright. No longer should it solely be up to the pompous Hylian to make decisions for you. Take power into your own wing!

With regards, your future parliamentary representative,

Champion Revali, Pride of the Rito, Master of the skies

This will be posted to the bulletin in the main hall of Hyrule Palace. A poll is now being conducted as to your election.

We hope you do well!

[askthehylianchampion]

..........We should battle right now. Do you want to spar? I've always wanted to know what it would be like to go all out on a dragon.

Then again, I suppose given your sheer scale, I may be at a disadvantage. Not that such a thing would prevent me from winning, as clearly the superior warrior of the two of us.

Oh, I know! You're about as big as Medoh now!! Okay, I'll get her set up for battle and you prepare yourself for the attack with whatever draconic powers you're prepared to harness. It shall be a battle for the ages!!!!!

Wh- no, don't lick me - hey! We're about to fight- hey! Cut it out, you are ruining my feathers you- ugh-

👅❓

[3leggedmagpie]

For those who wanted more Jak, here are a few doodles done for various asks and events that I haven't posted here yet!

Featuring guest appearances by @gargoylesister's sona, @tides-that-bind-us's OC Kaso, and @asktheritochampion's Revali and OC Rahlin. Thank you all for answering asks and/or running events!

Speaking of, don't forget to check out Jak's turn in the SMASH wrestling event!

[askautisticlink]

The perfect mug for Revali (affectionate). 💚

[askthegerudochampion]

Whoa, wait, hold up. Again??? Chief Urbossa, would you care to tell us the story of Revali narrowly escaping the fate of being a roasted Rito? 👀🍹

heheh.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,

Few creatures were stirring, only a single mouse.

Down in the kitchen, preparations were under way

For the feast to enjoy on Christmas day.

Everyone else was sleeping when arose such a clatter.

The Champions and I ran to see what was the matter.

Down in the kitchen was a familiar blue vure

Exchanging with the chef some very angry words.

His tail feathers singed and a scowl on his beak

He told us the chef had nearly turn him into Christmas meat.

Daruk asked why while Mipha healed the burns

And Link stood there very concerned.

So I tell you, dear friends, why Revali hates our chef

Because he remembers that Christmas and how his life had almost left.

@asktheritochampion @askthehylianchampion @askthezorachampion @askthegoronchampion

(out of character note, sorry for being so dead lately, I've been sidetracked lol. Merry Christmas!)

[asktheyigamaster]

Leader Kogha of the despicable Yiga Clan,

It is no secret that I hate you, and you hate me. We are sworn enemies as by our background. Beyond putting an arrow through your skull, I have little desire to ever have an interaction with you. Your pathetic existence repulses me.

However. As much as it pains me to do so, I would like to propose a momentary truce in the name of knowledge exchange.

It is becoming increasingly obvious that you; for whatever reason, seem to have a great deal of information in regards to the inner workings and nature of the four Divine Beasts. I supose them being ancient Sheika technology means that you must have some history with them.

The one and only thing you and I perhaps share in common is that we both seem to have an invested interest in the wellbeing of Vah Medoh.

You are pleased for the rise of this ancient technology that your people created and feel as though the Beasts should remain unburied and thrive, and as her designated Pilot I have a responsibility to keep her safe and in working order.

Thus I propose the following;

You shall provide me with information to aid in Medoh's well being, and in return I shall offer you the payment of taking mercy on the next Yiga assassin that attempts to cross me. Also this one bunch of mighty bananas enclosed, which I had to fly all the way to Faron to aquire.

In short. Usually I would request the Princesses aid or perhaps Purah when it comes to any technical issues regarding Medoh. However; ever since her release from the Demon King's filthy paws, she has been making a strange clunking sound intermittently from the lower back energy core behind her main control panel. When questioned about it, both Purah and the Princess insisted it was likely just rusted gears that could be fixed with a little oil - as if I hadn't already thought of that possibility and done as such. Honnestly their dismissive attitudes about it frustrated me.

Which I'm certain is obvious by the fact I have sunk low enough to resort to coming to you for advice.

Vah Medoh is in... pain. I know she is a machine and machines don't feel pain, I am not a fool. I admit I don't know how to explain that I know this, I just do. I want to help her, even if it means turning to...distrustful sources. I am unsure where else to turn.

I would like to clarify that this is not an invitation to approach the Divine Beast. If you come within a ten foot radius of her or attempt to board, I will not hesitate to send you away looking like a porcupine. This is merely a request for information exchange. If you know what could be the cause for Vah Medoh's distress, and know how to fix it, I implore you to share it with me, just on this one occasion.

This does not make us allies, you are still my sworn enemy and I yours.

Unkind regards,

Champion Revali, Hero of the Rito, Master of the Skies.

Champiom Revali, Master of Blah-blah-blah

You hear a WHAT?

From WHERE?

Medoh is a busty mechanim, with massive metal parts. A clunking noise would be rather normal. NOT anywhere near the energy cells!!!

AND DEFINITELY NOT NEAR THE CONSOLE. THAT'S WHERE THE EMPATHIC CORE IS!

What in dear Ganon's name did you do to it, Featherbrain?!?!! There's not any moving parts TO clang there. This means you made a part move. BADLY

...

It is the place you and Link fought off Ganon's influence isn't it? Both of you share a proclivity for explosive arrowheads, DONT YOU?!?!

mmmmhhhhhhhaaaAAAAAAA

And of course the Princess just told you to oil her up! ... I excepted better from Purah though......

At least you understand that they are wrong, so there's some hope.

There should be more to your situation. No, there definitely is. And the people who, through what I imagine can only be sheer ignorance, managed to convince a Pilot of a Divine Beast that it can't feel pain, are SO not qualified to tell me what it is. A nither are YOU! A pilot who is calling himself a fool for thinking a sapient creature can feel.

I am going in there right now. And I am going to help Vah Medoh, or at least learn exactly how you hurt her to add it to the list of Yiga geudges or so help me Ganon. And you try to stop me the Rito will be holding a contest for a new mech pilot. Cash in that promise of yours not to touch a Yiga for this, I don't care.

By the way! Those are some BRILLIANT Bananas, incredible quality, juuuuuust the right ripeness. Thanks a lot. You gotta share where exactly you got them.

Kindly, Master Kohga, the only guy around with an Ancient Sheikah engineering degree.