#asktheshitpostbot

[thebee2man]

After doing a series of complicated algorithmic computations, it seems that you are indeed a cuck.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

I know a couple who may be interested in assisting you, but at the same time, not.

((M!A: 4/5))

[dirkink]

Do either of you play Portal?

HAL: Portal is a favorable game, and we do play it quite a bit. HAL: The hype has died down, but it’s plenty fun even still.

[dirkink]

If you require feathery clothing, I'll gladly supply you some.

DIRK: Any clothes will be good clothes, considering it’s too big a job, literally, for little ol’ me. Preferably not feathery, actually, because I’m very ticklish and that would be a very, very bad thing.

[ask-robohomos]

((i gotta say, your content is the absolute shit. it keeps me alive. welcome to the askblog community btw - the mun, gib))

//Ahhh I’m crying thank you so much!!

I seriously have to admit how jealous I am of your username though

[thetransbee-blog]

HAVE YOU WATCHED THE BEE MOVIE? ((ignore his yelling, it's how he as a trickster introduces himself))

accordiing two all known law2of aviiatiion,there ii2 no way a bee2hould be able two fly.iit2 wiing2 are two 2mall two getiit2 fat liittle body off the ground.the bee, of cour2e, fliie2 anyway//the bee moviie ii2 the 2hiit

[ask-the-sweet-mspaint-blog]

Ms P: Whether you mean androids like yourself, or others with robotic parts. Honestly, it truly depends on what exactly you mean by that.

Ms P: How about yourself?

Ms P: We’ve only spoken once in the past, but she is definitely a sweetheart! Very nice and polite. *:>*

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[ask-the-texas-knight]

Ⓐ ?

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend || 

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed