dave of guy

dave strider ask/rp blog | May contain NSFW | Events: none | M!A: none

[sexlessrpmemes]

Reblog if your Rp blog is not TERF friendly.

[vikings-til-valhalla]

Send 🌹if your muse has a crush on mine.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

Ⓐ ?

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted || egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend || 

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[askmemesyo-blog1]

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

[malleabilis-archived-blog-deact]

Attractiveness:

repulsive || hideous || ugly || not attractive || unappealing || not unattractive || meh || no preference || ok || mildly attractive || nice looking || cute || adorable || attractive || pleasant on the eyes || good looking || hot || sexy || beautiful || gorgeous || hot damn || would tap that || perfect || godlike || holy fuck there are no words

Personality:

grating || irritating || frustrating || boring || confusing at best || awkward || unreasonable || psychotic || disturbing || interesting || engaging || affectionate || aggressive || ambitious || anxious || artistic || bad tempered || bossy || charismatic || appealing || unappealing || creative || courageous || dependable || unreliable || unpredictable || predictable || devious || dim || extroverted || introverted ||  egotistical || gregarious || fabulous || impulsive || intelligent || sympathetic || talkative || up beat || peaceful || calming || badass || flexible

How likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending || fuck no! || never || no way || not likely || not sure || indifferent || I’m asexual || maybe || probably || it depends || fairly likely || likely || yeah sure || yes || would tap that || hell yes || fuck yes! || wishing that could happen right now || as many times as possible || we are already having sex

Level of Friendship:

never in a million years || worst of enemies || enemies || rivals || indifferent || neutral || acquaintance || friendly toward each other || casual friends || friends || good friends || best friends || fuck buddies || bosom buddies || practically the same person || would die for them || true friends || my only friend ||

First impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

Current impression of them:

I hate them so much || I don’t like them || I don’t trust them || they annoy me || they’re weird || I’m indifferent || meh || they seem alright || they’re growing on me || truce || I think I like them || I like them || I’m not sure if I trust them || I trust them || they’re cool || they’re genuine || I think we’re going to get along || I really like them || I think I’m in love || oh fuck they’re hot || I love them

How good of a kisser:

worst kisser ever || terrible || bad || awkward || just okay || alright || pretty good || good || makes me moan || excellent || exciting || oh god they’re good || I dream about it || fucking amazing || absolute perfection || we haven’t kissed

[askjadestrider-blog1]

ask blogs!

reblog this if its ok for me to message you to start interaction!

[askjadestrider-blog1]

btw by reblogging this you are stating you are open to everyone whos reblogged or liked this 

[ask-the-texas-knight]

((i look like a goth prince))

[ask-the-texas-knight]

I know a couple who may be interested in assisting you, but at the same time, not.

((M!A: 4/5))

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: There is the minuscule possibility that I could, but it depends on the scenario.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: IM WILLING TO MAKE CHANGES, SUGAR <3

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: Lovely to see you’ve a flexible schedule, Dave. *He hums in thought.* I suppose that the scenario would have to be a three-way between you, me, and these hands of mine. TT: Only if you’d like to, of course. There’s other scenarios if that doesn’t suit your fancy.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

<b>TG:</b> THAT SCENARIO SOUNDS COMPLETELY DOABLE, NOT TO MENTION ENJOYABLE ;) <b>TG:</b> JUST GIVE ME A TIME AND PLACE AND ILL BE HAPPY TO COMPLY

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: How about your place then at around 6 or 7 in the evening? Does that work or you or will I have to change either the location or time?

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: oh shit dude i TG: god i cant believe you went along with it TG: sorry about that haha

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: You’re alright. And I’m an easygoing individual, so it was expected of me to go along. TT: That offer’s up for grabs still, just saying.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: wait- really TG: well uh TG: maybe after i recover from all of this we can get together

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: *He nods.* That’s alright with me. Feel better, by the by, I heard they’re a bitch of a hangover.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: thanks for the well wishes man, ill probably be fine by tomorrow TG: *he sighs, grimacing at the newfound headache coming on* you wanna meet up then? a little candy hangover wont get in the way of a hardy guy like me

[ask-the-texas-knight]

3 to both!

3. do you want kids?

((it really depends for me!! in a normal situation i wouldnt at all but with the partners i currently have i feel really comfortable with the idea. we make great teams!))

dave always says he doesnt like kids to keep up appearances but its always been a fantasy of his to be the perfect dad and give a kid a better childhood than he had

[mlma0-deactivated20170901]

gay ask game for gays only

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

2. whats your “type”

3. do you want kids?

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

8. opinion on nap dates?

9. opinion on brown eyes?

10. dog gay or cat gay?

11. would you ever date someone who owned rodents or reptiles?

12. whats a turn off you look for before you start officially dating someone

13. what is a misconception you had about lgb people before you realized you were one?

14. what is a piece of advice you would give to your younger self

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

16. who is an ex you regret?

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

18. who is one person you would “go straight” for

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

21. favourite gay youtuber

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

23. have you ever been in love?

24. have you ever been heartbroken?

25. how do you determine if you want to be them or be with someone

26. favourite lgb musician/band

27. what is a piece of advice you have for young / baby gays

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

29. what is the most uncomfortable / strange coming out experience you have 

30. what is a piece of advice for people who may not be in a safe place to express their sexuality

[ask-the-texas-knight]

I know a couple who may be interested in assisting you, but at the same time, not.

((M!A: 4/5))

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: There is the minuscule possibility that I could, but it depends on the scenario.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: IM WILLING TO MAKE CHANGES, SUGAR <3

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: Lovely to see you’ve a flexible schedule, Dave. *He hums in thought.* I suppose that the scenario would have to be a three-way between you, me, and these hands of mine. TT: Only if you’d like to, of course. There’s other scenarios if that doesn’t suit your fancy.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

<b>TG:</b> THAT SCENARIO SOUNDS COMPLETELY DOABLE, NOT TO MENTION ENJOYABLE ;) <b>TG:</b> JUST GIVE ME A TIME AND PLACE AND ILL BE HAPPY TO COMPLY

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: How about your place then at around 6 or 7 in the evening? Does that work or you or will I have to change either the location or time?

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: oh shit dude i TG: god i cant believe you went along with it TG: sorry about that haha

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: You’re alright. And I’m an easygoing individual, so it was expected of me to go along. TT: That offer’s up for grabs still, just saying.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: wait- really TG: well uh TG: maybe after i recover from all of this we can get together

[ask-the-texas-knight]

walk walk fashion baby

[ask-the-texas-knight]

I know a couple who may be interested in assisting you, but at the same time, not.

((M!A: 4/5))

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: There is the minuscule possibility that I could, but it depends on the scenario.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: IM WILLING TO MAKE CHANGES, SUGAR <3

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: Lovely to see you’ve a flexible schedule, Dave. *He hums in thought.* I suppose that the scenario would have to be a three-way between you, me, and these hands of mine. TT: Only if you’d like to, of course. There’s other scenarios if that doesn’t suit your fancy.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

<b>TG:</b> THAT SCENARIO SOUNDS COMPLETELY DOABLE, NOT TO MENTION ENJOYABLE ;) <b>TG:</b> JUST GIVE ME A TIME AND PLACE AND ILL BE HAPPY TO COMPLY

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: How about your place then at around 6 or 7 in the evening? Does that work or you or will I have to change either the location or time?

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: oh shit dude i TG: god i cant believe you went along with it TG: sorry about that haha

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: im never doing that ever again TG: seriously fuck that

M!A: END

[ask-the-texas-knight]

Dave, what are you doing? You're bloody crasy! You needed help, you could have asked me but no, I go to see someone and you run after me. What do you wanna do to 'hangout'

TG: HOW ABOUT THIS ;)

(( @ask-daveharley

M!A: 5/5))

[meme-theft]

Heckin talented woofer

[ask-the-texas-knight]

I know a couple who may be interested in assisting you, but at the same time, not.

((M!A: 4/5))

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: There is the minuscule possibility that I could, but it depends on the scenario.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: IM WILLING TO MAKE CHANGES, SUGAR <3

[asktheshitpostbot]

TT: Lovely to see you’ve a flexible schedule, Dave. *He hums in thought.* I suppose that the scenario would have to be a three-way between you, me, and these hands of mine. TT: Only if you’d like to, of course. There’s other scenarios if that doesn’t suit your fancy.

[ask-the-texas-knight]

TG: THAT SCENARIO SOUNDS COMPLETELY DOABLE, NOT TO MENTION ENJOYABLE ;) TG: JUST GIVE ME A TIME AND PLACE AND ILL BE HAPPY TO COMPLY

[purblegibbycat]

((hello there, and welcome to my shitty artblog/sideblog/technically new main blog! my name is gib, and i am the mun of @asktheshitpostbot . this is where Ii will now post all of my shitty art without any sort of regret.))

((anyways, to kick this blog off, take this flat, pixelated drawing of popee from popee the Performer. the show never fails to provide terrible entertainment to my weird, weird mind.))

((also I’m using this as a temporary profile pic shhh-))

((progress screenshots under the cut:))

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