“Hellloooo Tumblr!! Welcome to my ASK BLOG!! My name is….uh….uhmm….I don’t necessarily have a name……just call me the NARRATOR!! or whatever you feel comfortable with calling me!! don’t call me anything immature and genuinely fucking stupid.”
“Anyways! Yes! This is my ask blog!! Known as “Ask This Very STUPID Tomato”! Of course…I’m not the very STUPID tomato! But I am the one who runs the blog! You’ll probably be seeing lots of me! So yeah!! Let’s first show you who I mean by…’tomato’…”
“This fella here is the STAR of the blog!! His name is Tomato! As of now…he doesn’t know who I am! In fact…I don’t think he’ll ever find out who I am! Because he’s a big dumbass! That’s right! But he’ll probably get to know YOU if you ask him some questions! Speaking of questions…I think it’s about time I show you how this works!!”
CHAPTER 2: HOW THE BLOG WORKS
“I’ve pretty much told you this a lot already but this is an ASK BLOG!! If you don’t know what an ask blog is…an ask blog is a blog that centers around asking questions to the supposed targetted character or characters to either know more about them or to create a storyline perhaps! At least…that’s how I’d describe it…”
“And of course, TOMATO is the center of attention of the blog! You can ask him questions using the ask box displayed on top of the page! I’ll decide which questions will be shown to him! I don’t control his responses though…he shouldn’t say anything…mean to you…UNLESS YOU PROVOKE HIM!! I’ve never really seen him do anything yet as of telling you this…but I’m sure if the blog gets popular…you’ll see more of him for every question!” “psstt you can also ask me questions if you want to get to know me too….!!”
“Now…before I get to the rules of asks…I need to explain just ONE more thing! Since I really love the concept of “magic anons”…I’LL BE ALLOWING MAGIC ANONS!! You don’t have to have your magic anon anonymous though but it can be if you want it to!”
“If you don’t know what a magic anon is…it’s basically just a special effect such as a curse that mainly involves changing something about a supposed character or thing for a certain amount of asks until the amount of asks has been hit! Afterwards the magic anon will not be in effect anymore! I’ll be the one deciding how long each one lasts for! It should be a number from 1-10! It’ll be based on how much I like it or how interesting I think it is!”
“Okay! It’s finally time for me to explain the rules of asking questions and such! I’ll be listing them one by one! You should totally read these if you really want to use the ask box…!!”
“You can ask Tomato AND me questions! If there’s anyone else featured you can ask them stuff too if permitted by me! I recommend only using the magic anons on anyone OTHER than me. Please……🥺”
“Fanart of the blog is VERY APPRECIATED!! I’d love to see your art!! I’ll probably repost it here for everyone to see! Unless you don’t want that! It’s okay!! If you’re posting it make sure you @ the blog so I can see it!! oh yeah, any inappropriate art won’t be tolerated. That’d TOTALLY piss me off.”
“Oh yeah! Inappropriate questions or magic anons will never see the light of day on the blog! Don’t try me.”
“Feel free to share the blog! I’d love for this to get popular! If it doesn’t….you might never see me again….”
“Make sure to use the right pronouns when it comes to mentioning us! Tomato goes by he/they/it and I go by she/they!!”
“Don’t spam the ask box…please…that’d be pretty rude….”
“Lastly, have fun with this blog! I’d be happy to see some laughs! I’m sorry if you aren’t having any fun….i guess…..Idk…..”
“And that’s about it! I hope you read everything!! Props to you if you did! Anyways…cya on the flipside!”
