Are you excited for ask vanity next week?
Charity: Excited about ask what?
Vanessa: She means yes.
Charity: Hang on, babe, no I don’t. I don’t remember agreeing to this.
Vanessa: But you did - the other night, after we’d had that lovely tea and the kids had gone to bed and you and I were on the couch and -
Charity: Ohhh right, gotcha. Well, I’d have said yes to anything at that point, wouldn’t I? This sounds a bit dodgy, though, babe. Bit too much like a police interview, if you ask me.
Vanessa: Except you’ll be answering questions honestly, Charity.
Charity: Excuse me, I think you’ll find I’m one of the most honest people in the village when it comes to telling people what I think. And how nosy is that, anyway? Grilling me just for a laugh?
Vanessa: Oh shush, it’ll be fun. I’ve already made some notes - well, prompts - no - notes…and prompts to help us.
Charity: I can think of a couple of prompts to give you right now.
Vanessa: And I’ve also got a lovely recipe for homemade lasagne that I can share if we get desperate.
Charity: If, she says.
Vanessa: Charity…
Charity: Fine. Bring it on. No stone left unturned and all that stuff.