Welcome to the Ides of Smut Month, beware those stabby dicks!
We’ve been full blown with wedding planning (or at least J has been, I have been steadily mourning how little I understood of Expensive before now) but I did manage to work on at least one Thing this month and that Thing is here for you to share!
Spring has sprung, indeed.
I put chapters three AND four up on AO3 to catch up, but if that’s not enough you can head on over to horny jail/Patreon for Chapter 5.
Happy reading and happy Spring!










