#ass discourse

[anamelessfool]

🍑I accept both realities, which amuse me greatly.

Either Copia's ass is jiggly and wobbly irl (yay)

Or

his creator was compelled to demand, "I need my OC to have a juicy peach, it is a requirement to get into character "

The man was destined for a juicy ass from the moment he was born.

I'm gonna need more evidence though you guys please send it and I will investigate the pixels 🕵️‍♀️

I am an expert

[happydiaz]

honestly it's like it's fanon to say his ass is flat..............and by god fanon can be wrong. people just be saying things

not me defending oliver's ass of all things but that's not what a flat ass is 😭

if that's a flat ass then god help most of us

[doomingthenarrative]

part 2:) enjoy

[prentiits]

i'm seeing every post on my dash as if it's related to the ass discourse. fuck all of you

[catinaballpit]

not adding an answer so as to keep this post uncontroversial

[grapefruit-wine]

@azuna10

That picture is sadly small as hell, but do you see what I mean? There is only two possible explanations for this:

a) Sebastian's cheeks are uneven

b) Sebastian is either purposely sticking out or tucking in his butt

Both explanations are cursed and I am not going further into this. Ass discourse is over (hopefully)

[brairotextream]

A non executive list of "does every rqg character have an ass?"

-Bertie: after a lot of thought i sadly conclude that he does have an ass. It would not make sense for him to not have so. He's probably really proud if it aswell.

8/10 ass. -1/10 for my feelings.

Hamid: dude does not have an ass. Sorry to disappoint, hes a skinny rich hobbit and does not have a mentality for a good ass. Sorry folks. He may have tried to prestidigitate one before. Twas an abomination.

1.5/10 ass, there is barely anything there.

Sasha: perfectly average amount of ass. Un remarkable and un rememreble.

5/10 ass

Grizzop: im on team ass grizzop. Its muscly and stiff but its still a great butt.

7/ass

Cel: the exact right amount of ass, they're skinny and lanky so it isnt large or something but just enough to see it and think "ooh, thats a nice bum"

8/10 ass

Zolf: you know he has an amazing butt, its the kind of but that makes you re-evaluate what you belive is attractive in another person. Good bum.

9.8/10 ass for reasons that will soon become apparent

Azu: she has the body of a goddess and i think that worshipping aphrodite automatically makes you hot.

9.9/10 ass

Wilde: canonically has a great ass.

10/10 ass

[theartistichuman]

Jon only has an ass in the right light. He has to be wearing the proper clothes on the proper day, and it’s not even a dump truck it’s barely an ass.

Martin “I’m good at rowing” blackwood however.....