#asscracker

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Sonic booms are created by movement, not by volume. They are a shockwave rather than a soundwave...

So you might be wondering: how does Thundercracker make a sonic boom while stationary?

[mitsuko334]

My ass cheeks are clapping

[starscream-is-my-wife]

TC with the big guys and Optimus Prime dressed as Lio Convoy with his wives

[starscream-is-my-wife]

TC got the experimental parts! It distracts everyone.

Everyone? It even distracts the autobots??

No one is safe

[starscream-is-my-wife]

As an idea for megacracker (is that the name of the ship?) … what would megatron’s first thought be if he himself saw Thundercracker’s thicc aft?

I am very curious to see how that will play out.

He keeps hogging him >:(

[starscream-is-my-wife]

I was playing around with the idea of giving Thundercracker a tail to make his CRACK sound like a whip but I just made his ass so big it claps when he walks

[starscream-is-my-wife]

I have a question! (And maybe an idea…?)

About your uh… is it aftcracker au or asscracker au…? Either way, how did he get an aft that fine anyways in your au? Was it a late bloomer update where parts from his carriers came late.. or was he made with it in your au…?

(Just a thought)

Anon ily because the thought of an AU where everything is the same except Thundercracker has a really huge ass did make me giggle a bit

Shockwave noticed that there are many titty robots and no ass bots so TC got the experimental parts! It distracts everyone.