#assertdominance

[erkescapism]

I EaT LeMoNs wITh ThE SsKiN FeAr mE FoOliSh MoRtALs

[infernal-jokesses]

In all honesty wearing real leather is the most metal thing considering it’s just stretched skin

[eric-sadahire]

I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says, "I'm leaving and I'm taking the kids." 

Me: *unplugs the fridge from the power outlet*

You're not going anywhere you piece of shit.

[itzy-bella-23]

#weirdnoises #inthenight #assertdominance #saturdayvibes https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ZAt5jDDE4/?igshid=1x0fq3tqa0fzn

[nanlanmoarchived]

When he wants to cuddle but kickboxing class taught you a few things 🤣 #assertdominance #mybedtonight #couplegoals #gotmakeupinmyeye https://www.instagram.com/p/Brol0fHgHc0ZpbkW0DdhewSL4jVDLdBzuFTUlI0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=15ete8tci9n1h

[mook-michaella]

T

My band director told us today that every time we say yes or he says yes that we have to T-Pose. He proceeds to recall that he literally just said yes so he put in arms out and walked up to one of the kids that literally T-Poses everyone. I think he’s paying us back because at a pool party we surrounded him while T-Posing. 

[cyph3r117]

1 guy afk. 3 others might as well have been. #titan #assertdominance #triplekill #destiny #crucible #xbox #xbone #xboxone #xbox1

[cyph3r117]

How to dodge a golden gun like a boss. Step one: strafe left and right while laying down fire. Step 2: Hope he sucks with golden gun. Step 3: Teabag to assert dominance. #teabag #assertdominance #goldengun #titan #suros #surosregime #destiny #crucible #xbox #xbone #xboxone #xbox1