#asshole mouse

[trees-to-meet-you]

Yknow what I’m on Tom’s side Jerry is a dick

[inmylifeyesterday]

Ahh the sweet sounds of a mouse gnawing and running around in your ceiling is so peaceful to hear before bed. Its just a lovely lullaby that will rock me to sleep tonight

[matchlessbrunch]

I think the mouse problem has escalated to the point where we need to get the landlord involved but I am worried they'll discover my fire escape garden that is TOTALLY violating the fire code when they come to inspect....

[matchlessbrunch]

There is something, something alive, darting around the apartment floor and I have glimpsed it out of the corner of my eye twice now. It is either a very large cockroach or a very small mouse and I am not sure which is worse. In related news, I left an empty ball of tinfoil (previously containing a biscuit) in my favorite reusable bag overnight and the fucking mouse CHEWED THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF MY BAG to get at it. I really hate this guy.

[matchlessbrunch]

Actually, the most exciting to happen all week is that I found the mouse hole where the asshole mouse that's been terrorizing us for six months has been coming in and out of. NOT ANYMORE, MICKEY.

[warblersean]

IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF

CAUSE THERES A MOUSE THAT RAN INTO MY WARDROBE

SO I PUT DOWN A HUMAN MOUSE TRAP CAUSE I RELLY WANNA CATCH THE FUCKER

BUT EVERYTIME I PLACE IN A BIT OF MARS BAR AS BAIT THE FUCKER ALWAYS ESCAPES

THIS IS THE 4TH ATTEMPT JFC