We're out of matzos. What am I going to eat my organic lavender-fennel goat cheese on?
- Actual words spoken in my household last night. (I went out and bought more matzos, obviously)
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We're out of matzos. What am I going to eat my organic lavender-fennel goat cheese on?
- Actual words spoken in my household last night. (I went out and bought more matzos, obviously)
When TV shows label a map of NYC it's always "Queens" and not "Brooklyn and Queens."
RAGE
BECAUSE BITCHES ARE TRYING TO REDRAW NEIGHBORHOOD BORDERS SO THAT THE BARCLAY CENTER ISN'T IN PROSPECT HEIGHTS ANYMORE
EXCUSE YOU
YOU ASSHOLES DIDN'T EVEN WANT THE DAMN THING TO GET BUILT
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
This Month's Worst/Best Discovery: My Local Coffee Place Sells Amazing Muffins
The internal debate I'll be having every morning when I stop to get my coffee:
When guests from out of town go to wash their hands and become bewildered because your bathroom doesn't have a sink in it.
I think the mouse problem has escalated to the point where we need to get the landlord involved but I am worried they'll discover my fire escape garden that is TOTALLY violating the fire code when they come to inspect....
So, Amazing Spiderman 2 is filming outside my building. Cool right? Nope. So over it. Unless I get to see Emma Stone by the end of the day. that would redeem it for all the hassles of having to be escorted in and out of the building when I want to pick up my laundry or eat or anything. it's ridiculous.
Getting holla'ed at in the chicken spot -__-. Makes the fact that I even had to go there 10000x worse.