#assortedsnacks

[hatt1tude]

@assortedsnacks :

gang

gang.

[ardenssolis]

PHARAOH'S FINALLY OPENED HIS HEART TO THE CUTENESS OF THE HUMBLE YET ALL POWERFUL HIPPOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T SPREAD LIES!!!! IT'S ONE HIPPO! ONE!!!!!

[zangyo]

hey

     HE'S ALREADY WALKING AWAY. Mahito who? Don't know him.

[box-of-characters]

CORNELL. WAKE UP DARLING. IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS.

He screams. That's all he does. He just screams and screams so loud you could have sworn he saw a ghost or something.

[guhamun]

you will never understand the bdsm community or whatever me and my nobunaga-kou have got goin on, masamune.

I WOULD LIKE TO have my memory wiped of everything you just said.

[zangyo]

@assortedsnacks said (inbox):

mahito vc if that's too hardcore we can start with the hungry caterpillar

     HE GAVE A LONG sigh, dragging a hand down the side of his face. Why couldn't they just go bother one of the other curses? Why did they have to talk to him of all individuals? Surely they would be much more interested in the...complexities...of the Very Hungry Caterpillar (not really). ❝Why do you talk to me?❞ GO AWAY.

[zangyo]

WAIT WAIT 7:3 BEFORE YOU KILL ME CAN WE TALK ABOUT NIETZSCHE AND DOSTOYEVSKY AND THE INTERRELATION OF THEIR PHILOSOPHIES PLEASEEEEEE

-Anime glasses glare- Perish.

[lunaetis]

@assortedsnacks replied:

lucky vc i'm built different. if you eat it fast enough you can trick your tummy into not even knowing you ate chocolate

─「美沙夜」─  " i don't think that's — " a pause. yep, she was sure that's not how it works, but he seemed so eager to eat them. so after another second or two, and placed a hand on his head and ruffled his hair. " there's actually an alternative to it called carob. it'd be safe for you. how about i make those for you ? what kind of chocolate treat do you want, anpu ? "