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ahhhhh how cute is v she entered a giveaway for dragon age so she could be "closer to me" (please, if you were any closer you'd be sandwiched between my boobs) AND SHE WON!!!!

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I told V about upcoming character death in HLC and now she is glaring at me.

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asssense replied to your post: PSA: Chapter Six of Heavy Lies the Crown will...

i was busy today but i will be around this weekend

no worries! i know you're busy at the moment :3

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Matty was nice about me and I'm in a post food coma so I'm answering their questions.

if you could remake one movie, what movie would it be? Hmm. At the moment, the 2010 Robin Hood. I'd push them back so they did their original idea from the POV of the Sheriff.

visuals over story or story over visuals? story over visuals... I think.

if you could redesign/design any character from any franchise, who would it be and how? FACIAL TATTOOS AND A CROSSBOW FOR KILI. Or, um, make it a universal standard to have a ginger Will Scarlett (yes I'm on another RH kick)

top three songs? Konstantine - Something Corporate; Blinding Light - Elliot Minor; Pity the Child - Chess (Adam Pascal or Danish, not picky. (minus the bit where he can't hit the high note...)

favourite season? winter cause lots of presents.

write a haiku about your favourite character wrap up warm lad/put that silver away/have a cup of tea SHADDUP IT'S AWFUL I'M NOT THINKING.

if you could learn one language, what would it be? Mmm. Latin. Or Spanish because useful.

explain why your otp is your otp I'm going to go with Richard III/Francis Lovell because I'm a history mood right now - I always view Francis as someone who would speak his mind and tease Richard, who can get a bit... withdrawn and self-absorbed, and loyalty in the Later Middle Ages was a fascinating thing: Francis switches sides because of Richard and he keeps on going. Richard dies, and you'd think he could... give up. But he doesn't. He doesn't switch sides, or go into exile and marry a pretty Burgundian - he trolls Henry Tudor, he joins forces with the de la Poles and Margaret, he dies for a cause that he had no stake in. And, on Richard's part, he rewards that loyalty. He knights Francis in Scotland, he gives him Chief Butler, Lord Chancellor, Constable of Wallingford Castle. They're immortalised together in Tudor propaganda! In my head, Richard lets George die for Francis, and he starts the rebellion in part for Francis. I just - there's a loyalty binding them that seems so much more than the normal chivalric brotherhood. Francis fought at Stoke. Richard had been dead for two years. He had no need to. oops this got long

most interesting historical figure? Guess.

best ice cream flavour cookie dough!

one piece of media (book, tv show, whatever) that changed your life/how you view things in general after the first LOTR film I decided to write a book.

Pick a historical event you'd make a film out of.

If you had a super power, what would it be?

Pick another historical event and imagine how it could have turned out differently

Favourite musical?

Current song that's the soundtrack to your life?

What character would you most like to re-cast in a film?

Last awful film/tv show you watched solely for a specific actor?

Three things you couldn't live without?

Oldest place you've been to this year?

Tell me about your otp.

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Last night V and I had a long discussion about our new headcanon: that Kili wanted to be a princess when he was younger because there was no one more badass than his Mam, and someone eventually told him how Men and Elves* treated their princesses and he cried for days.

(*or what Thorin tells him...)

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PRINCESS KILI.

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V is writing a Pacific Rim inspired Hobbit AU & stealing my Sons of Ri headcanon & writing team!dad!Dori.

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she has sent me across a file entitled "i guess you can keep your colon young jezz"

if that doesn't sound like a threat...